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Can we mass send memes to the Taliban

Like what if we get a small part of this sub to send memes to taliban accounts on twitter to lobotomize them. We get them too busy browsing reddit to actually plan shit and we make them waste their day watching memes.

Imagine there's this taliban sniper about to take out a child when all of a sudden he remembers "peter griffin halal ben shapiro cringe القرف haram turtle swanson القرف free no virus no download 100% gratis 2013 (ملحمة ساءت)", he laughs and he misses the shot. Or a suicide bomber accidentally setting off the vest because he mistook the remote for his mouse while trying to replay a video. Or maybe we get them to become lazy as fuck and all they do bow is share memes.

We must feed the Taliban memes Basically, epic reddit do your thing make the talibans retarded like you

On only fans banning nsfw

Only fans banning porn!??!! This is literally 1984

I, for one, am glad they’re banning the hard core stuff. I’m so sick and tired of having to see penises inside of these sweet young women’s, asses, vaginas and mouth. I hate it when their faces, breasts, and other various body parts are covered in these perverts semen. I really hate seeing it on the internet. Now I can use onlyfans for its original purpose. Reading the Bible.

I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING THE DREAM SMP

LIKE SERIOUSLY?!ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE DREAM SMP IS NOT ONLY A FUCKING GREEN BLOB IT HAVE A STORY BEHIND IT IF YOU AT LEAST WATCHED IT YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING BUT YOU DON'T WATCH ALL THE MEMBERS CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!AND LET US HAVE OUR FANDOM?! YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks

This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.

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Your mother and I had very loud

Aight gramps, time for your schizophrenia meds.

Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.