I fucking hate amogus
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!Among Us Musical
When you play here, among us!
[EMERGENCY MEETING]
Scheming, streaming
Test your IQ!
We've got a lobby waiting for you
Scheming, streaming
What do we do?
Who's the imposter? Maybe it's you
[TAMBOURINE]
What did you see when the body was found?
Toast acting sus with no one around
I was in coms, I was with AOC
Oh, don't you dare marinate me!
I don't like the sound of that
Scheming, streaming
Time to eject!
Unanimous vote:
Dr DisRespect!📞Hello?📞Is this the OP Academy?📞
📞Hello?📞Is this the OP Academy?📞I would like a refund please📞I’m paying to shoot like Wardell not Whiffdell📞He do miss📞That time I ran into Kaboose at the Piggly Wiggley
Ha oh man, this reminds me of the time in I ran into Kaboose at the Piggly Wiggley, I told him I worked for Riot and I loved the way he played, etc.
Unfortunately, it was really strange because the whole time he kept shuffling his feet looking around occasionally he put an item or two in. Overall kinda seemed strangely obsessed with the fresh fish section.
I kept yapping my trap in the freezer aisle about VALORANT Champions Tour, how I thought they really had a chance to make NA proud. You get the idea.
And all of a sudden when we got to the checkout counter he finally said something back to me that was hard to hear at first because of masks and all. He said “I need some help..” Sure I said, what do you need bud! “ I need about treefiddy..” Well it’s about that time I noticed that Jake “Kaboose” McDonald wasn’t a 20 year old American Esports player at all! He was a goddamn Lochness Monsta from the Paleozoic era! I said go away monsta, you’re not gonna get nothing out of me again!
Well so called Jake “Kaboose” McDonald shuffled his way out of the Piggly Wiggly into the parking lot, and ultimately into our hearts as one of the best players on team Envy. Man other than that, I think he’s a really great guy and can’t wait to watch him play this week.
And that’s the story of how I met Kaboose.Shinobi is a tactical genius.
Shinobi is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Tenz go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Tenz dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure...