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ANIMAL CROSSING [NSFW]

    Holy shit guys. I can't believe what just happened.

For context, i'm 16M, my little sister is 5F. During quarantine, i've been playing a lot of Animal Crossing with her. We got a pretty cool world, she loves to play the game. So yesterday, she was playing it all alone in the living room, I went to take a peek, when i saw Isabelle on the screen. Holy shit. My cock got so fucking big. I could see the veins of my fat cock through my pants. I thought no one was home, so I started slapping the sausage to Isabelle on my little sister's screen. After 3 minutes i was about to cum. I could feel the thicc nut coming in Isabelle's tight inner dog pussy. When i could feel the cum coming, I heard footsteps behind me. Holy fuck. It was the fucking cleaning lady. I'm so fucking scared, what do i do? How do i explain i wasn't beating it to my sister but to Isabelle? Reddit, please give me some advice!



    the avatar intro but its in a cockney accent

      wo'ah, earf, birming'am, fish n' chips… long ago, the fou' nations live togedah in ah'mony. then ev'ryfing changed when the IRA attacked…. only the avatah, mastah of all fou' elements could stop 'em but when the queen needed 'im most, 'e vanished. 100 yea's passed and me bruv and i found the new avatah. a fish n' chips bendah named aang. although 'is chipbendin' skills ah great, 'e still 'as a lo' to lea'n 'fore 'e's ready to save anyone m8.

      I’m sick of being called a simp

        I'm sick of being called a simp.

Just because I compliment a girl on her looks, personality, or interests, does not make me a simp. Maybe I'm genuinely trying to make her feel good or to lighten up her day after a long day. I don't want everyone calling me something that is inherently "bad" just for being nice to a girl. Especially, giving a girl a gift for, say, her birthday, is not the same as mentioned below. Birthday gifts are normal and are just a respectful and kind gesture. The irony is that when boys DON'T do that, they are ALSO shamed.

A real simp is someone who obsesses over a particular person with money, gifts, etc, expecting to receive a sexual or romantic return.

The majority of so-called "simps" do NOT do this.

So please, stop throwing the word simp around like its a baseball.

        worker bees are the ultimate simp

          worker bees are the ultimate simp they spend their whole life donating pollen for the queen bee that probably doesn't even acknowledge their existence(she's literally their queen) and ensure their queen's children and larvae remain safe at all times. all while having 0 chance as they are literally being unable to reproduce these people donating $100 a month to pokimane are nothing compared to the omegasimp known as the worker bee

          A message from someone who DMed me after I pinged them twenty times

            Why the fuck do you even do this? Do you not have friends? Do you not have hobbies? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? JESUS CHRIST, YOU MIGHT AS WELL START MAKING YOUR BALLS INTO SNOWFLAKES IF YOUR THAT BORED, JESUS CHRIST I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY LIFE HERE SO SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FAILED ABORTION.
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