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My background in all my Zoom calls

    Nta your background your rules
    My background in all my Zoom calls (and Microsoft Teams, of course) is a gaping, nearly completely shaved vagina, or pussy as the kids say. It's definitely juiced up and loosed up and ready for shovin' and there I am with my dumb little chair just positioned right in the middle of it all. I tell my coworkers that it's not a vagina, it's a picture I took while on vacation in New Zealand, that it's the entrance to a cave, ya know with glow worms, but I know they know it's just a vagina (pussy). I haven't gotten in trouble for it though, and I'm not sure why.

    If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS

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      Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"

      WHEN THE EMOJI IS SUS!?!?!!🤣🤣😝🤪🤯😳🤭😯😯😯😯😲😬😬😬😩😠🥶😎😎😎😎😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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        What on earth is “among us”?

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          I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

          You 👈 would 👪 not 🚫 believe 🌈 your 👏 eyes

            You 👈 would 👪 not 🚫 believe 🌈 your 👏 eyes If ten 🔟 million 😂 fireflies Lit up 🔺 the 👏 world 🌎 as 🍑 I 👁 fell 🎃 asleep 😴 Cause 💋 theyd fill 💉 the 👏 open 🌊 air And leave 🍃 teardrops💦 everywhere Youd think 💭 me 😭 rude 😠 but 🍑 I 👁 would 👪 just 👏 stand 💨 and Stare Id 🙏 like 💖 to 💦 make 🖕 myself 💀 believe That planet 📈 Earth 🌎 turns, slowly Its hard 🍆 to 💦 say 🗣 that 😐 Id 🙏 rather 👉 stay 💒 awake 💪 when 🍑 Im 💘 asleep Cause everything 💯 is 💦 never 🙅 as 🍑 it 💯 seems 👀 Cause 💋 Id 🙏 get 🔟 a 👌 thousand hugs From ten 🔟 thousand lightning⚡️ bugs🐞 As they 👥 tried 👀 to 💦 teach 🏫 me 😭 how 💯 to 💦 dance 💃 A 👌 foxtrot above 🔝 my 👨 head A sock 🍆 hop 👆 beneath my 👨 bed The disco 🕺 ball 🏀 is 💦 just 👏 hanging by 😈 a 👌 thread Id 🙏 like 💖 to 💦 make 🖕 myself 💀 believe That planet 📈 Earth 🌎 turns, slowly Its hard 🍆 to 💦 say 🗣 that 😐 Id 🙏 rather 👉 stay 💒 awake 💪 when 🍑 Im 💘 asleep Cause everything 💯 is 💦 never

            Twitch Prime

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              Hey guys, have you heard about Twitch Prime? Did you know you can link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account, and subscriber to your favorite streamer FOREVER… for 30 days.. FOR FREE!
              Hey there! Do you want to know about Twitch Prime? Oh! You may be asking, “What’s Twitch Prime?” Let me tell ya! When you connect your Amazon account to your Twitch account, you can get 1 free sub to ANY streamer on Twitch, every month! Yup, and along with that, get yourself some Twitch loot! With Twitch loot, you can go ahead and get yourself some exclusive Twitch gear and your favorite games! And until April 30th, you can get yourself some Fortnite skins, with Twitch loot! So go ahead! Grab your Amazon account, grab a family or friend’s Amazon Prime account, and link it to your Twitch account TODAY!
              GUYS! I don’t know if you know this, but, if you have Amazon Prime or any of your family or your friends or if you have anyone who wants to prime, you can get a FREE subscription! I or Tommy in this case, gets money for NOTHING for you LITERALLY NO COST! Just click, subscribe, and it will give you an option if you have it, it’ll just say, Twitch Prime, you probably already have Twitch Prime, you probably don’t even realize you have Twitch Prime, just click if there’s a button that says Twitch Prime! Click it! IT’S FREE MONEY! IT’S ACTUALLY FREE MONEY! Like you don’t realize you have it, you can give free money for NOTHING! It works, you can absolutely press it! It’s completely free! And you get Twitch Prime absolutely NO COST to you. You give Tommy, money, and it’s like a tree full of money, it’s a money tree, they say it doesn’t exist, but it does, and it’s Twitch, I don’t know how they do it but, they-they somehow they have it, there’s Primes. And you can just generate money out of the air for Tommy. So you might as well do it, just click subscribe! Which you probably-probably even if you think you don’t have it, just check. You probably do, what if-what if anybody who uses your computer who has Amazon Prime probably has you logged in, you can just Prime. It’s free money!
              hey guys, wanna know a cool fact? most people dont know this! it’s really cool! i didn’t realise until i was told! it’s really interesting and factual! the majority of people have a twitch prime sub that they dont know about, which you can use on this stream. use it! haha! fun fact!