BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY
REINSTITUTE JIM CROW LAWS
HEY!
BUILD THE PLANTATIONS AND START UP THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE
TAKE AWAY THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS AND RAPE THEIR WOMEN
THE NEW WHITE SUPREMACY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
This last weekend I went to a party and got really wasted with a couple of my friends. At some point some of my friends started going into the seperate rooms of the house with some girls, away from the heart of the party. My friend and I were really wasted and horny at the thought of everybody getting some. So we decided to go into another room and next thing I know I'm 5 inches into his ass. I'm scared that people will find out what we did but since the balls didn't touch it doesn't mean its gay does it? Please help me I don't know what to do.
This happened during lunch when she excitedly brought her dog along. Itβs a super cute βlabradoodleβ and she has had him for 3 weeks now. Like most new dog owners she talked a lot about this dog and how smart he is, how he is with other dogs and people, etc. I didnβt mind of course, if it made her happy then why not!
An hour or so into lunch I noticed she kept referring to the dog as βitβ and βtheyβ I asked what gender the dog is and she gave me such a look. ββ¦THEY are non-binary. THEY do not have a gender.β Erβ¦ what? She really took me surprise and then I laughed thinking she was joking. Well, she wasnβtβ¦
I then made the mistake of saying that itβs a bit silly to be that way about her dog. Itβs not like the dog can tell her that HE doesnβt identify as a gender. She was furious when I said that and the rest of the lunch was awkward as hell, even after changing the subject.
TLDR; TIFU by telling my friend over lunch that her new adorable labradoodle dog isnβt non-binary.
Edit: actually thought I was going to get hate for this, glad to know Iβm not a total bad person.