If my Nerf Guns and my girl drowning
If my Nerf Guns 👌🏾❗️ and my girl 😍💁🏼♀️ both drowning 😱🌊 and I could only save one 😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral 😔👻🌹 Cuz its NERF or NOTHING 😏💯🔥😎Wow, You’re an Introvert?
Wow, You’re an introvert? Thats so quirky and hilarious. What a funny socially awkward moment. Damn, you really are a comedy genius. Every time you say you’re an introvert, i burst into uncontrollable laughter. I still cant believe it. Thats super funny man. You mean you would rather sit in the dark on your computer instead of Going outdoors with some friends, getting drunk and Drunk Driving? Wow. Surely you must be the only one alive.I don’t like femboys 😡
I, as a heterosexual man, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all. If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I can ignore them.Oh I’m sorry snowflake
Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........Fortnite mom
My 14 year old will not stop playing Fortnite at any given chance. He doesn't want to go to bed, he doesn't want to do his homework, etc.
I picked him up from school the other day and decided to have fun with it. I pulled up in the van, got out, and stood by the passenger door as the school was letting out. The second I saw him come out the door, I yell "HEY JACOB!!" which gets the attention of like 300 kids filing out of the school. I immediately started doing that Fortnite "floss" dance (which I have seen him do), swung it 5 or 6 times, then finished with an epic dab. The crowd responded with a WHOOOOOOAAAAAA and tons of laughter. I then bowed and opened the passenger door like a chauffeur.
When he got in, I said "Man, I tried that Fortnite thing you play and I can see why you like it so much!"
He seems to have played a lot less lately.
Incest is bad
guys😲i just found out😮😮
so i was fucking🍑 my sister💁🏼♀️ as usual🤭 when a thoguth🤔 came to my mimnd🤯🤯🤯: isnt incest 🚫wrong🚫
so i instantly🚫 took my dickc🍆 out o f her💁🏼♀️ and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed😲 look on her face😩 and then I threw↗️💯 her out of yhte window🚪
she died instntly🗿 and thats when i realized😩 i had bcome💯 a better prson🎅🏼, because i stopped doig incest🍌.
later i was fucking🍆💦 my mom👵🏼 and she agreed👍🏻 that insects 🐑 is bad😩
hope u consider my infomration⚠️ and use it to becom a better🛐 perosn
bye 👋👋👋👋👋👋