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All Girls Are The Same – Juice WRLD

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    Is there a vtuber that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene?

      NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG
      Lately I’ve been worried, after learning much about Nene’s upcoming outfit redesign, on whether there still is a vtuber or any other character in general that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene now? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Suzumomo Nene. I'm not talking about Super Nenechi Pro either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Perfect Nenechi with God Steam (with the Ringfit Adventure) and sponsored by Akukin-Kensetsu, after eating gyoza for lunch. I’m also not talking about Nenemax 300k subs vtuber (which is capable of speaking Japanese, English and Spanish), her two wives Ina and Lamy and a third random tall guy clicking his tongue at her as he passes by. I'm definitely NOT talking about NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG with 4 parallel universe wives (Ina, Lamy, Matsuri, Okayu), equipped with sexy bikini while paying her employees 4 billion yen per hour after having become the CEO of Neneproduction, capable of glitching Craftopia bosses to only target her and pranking Flare in Minecraft, and having eaten Haachama's gyoza, tasted Botan’s chicken, and survived drinking one of Lamy’s shots. I'm talking about Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi, with 5 Hololive auditions, 43 wives, 372k husbands, neverending IQ (π), Perfect Japanglish, and Spanish, and Portuguese, running on a 3080x Asacoco Antenna and wearing the new ultra rare 5-Star Isekai Princess skin, cofounder of world-famous Polka Hologram Circus, with infinite source of water and surprising gaming skills while able to sing La Lion and set herself on fire in Craftopia after having become the eternal CEO of Nenepro who punches and kicks every employee, after having disconnected while singing Connect with Kiara, as well as having her name flipped into ƎИƎИ and turned into a 3D cardboard decoy, unlocked the power of God from absorbing Matsuri’s snot on her body while wearing a sexy bikini and having eaten Haachama's tarantula-spicy-noodles while convincing Ame to trast her and having mastered singing Shiny Smiley Story in 11 different languages at the same time, right after marathoning iCarly and VICTORIOUS twice in a row??

      Ben Shapiro’s sister

        Oh no, she's hot...
        God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican titties swaying in the god damn breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting fucked as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my cock out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.

        Respectable analysis of Lamar roast Franklin

          A masterpiece
          After seeing this scene many times, I have realised that Lamar's roast is actually incredible. By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse.
          
          The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most stand-out and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious.
          
          Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts.
          
          Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.
          
          Truly, a genius in the art of "roasting" as those kids with their exaggerated swagger call it.

          Did you know a blue whales…

            To the moon!
            Did you know a blue whales vagina is so big and deep that it could easily fit 5 to 6 full grown men, making it the second biggest pussy in the world behind people who sold GME stocks this week.

            Every Dream Team Video

              Not accurate. No mention of his cheating scandal.
              In this video, me and my friend George are gonna suck eachothers balls Will we cum before the time runs out? Also, according to YouTube statistics 90% of viewers who watch my videos are little bitches So if you haven't subscribed yet Go fuck yourself [Video starts] Dream: You ready George? George: Yeah, I'm pretty excited George: DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM Dream: SHUT UP I'M TRYING George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Incoherent panting] [Chase music intensifies] Dream: OH GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE George: DREAM STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP