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They laugh at me because I’m emo 💔💔

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    They laugh at me because I'm emo- 💀🦋🖤⛓️
    THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M EMO  😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 
    they laugh at jungkook because he is emo 🖤 😢
    they 👥 laugh 🤣😂 at 😐 me 🧍‍♂️ because 😔 i'm 🤦 emo 😢🔫⛓
    They🤬laugh🥛at😂because🧐I’m🗿emo😭I↗️killed😩my🧍‍♀️gf🐺that’s😍why😔I’m🗽single🛐
    They 👦🏻 laugh 😂 at 👉🏻 me 👩🏻 because ➡️ I’m emo 🖤 💀 I 👩🏻 killed  🔪 my girlfriend👩🏻‍💼 that’s why I’m single 1️⃣
    they laugh 😂 at ➡️ me🙋‍♀️because I’m emo 🖤 ⛓🩸☠️i killed 🔪my girlfriend 💁‍♀️thats why I’m single 😔

    avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽

      avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽
      Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽
      Mango from Philippines 🥭🇵🇭

Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽

Apple from America 🍎🇺🇲

Sushi from Japan 🍣🇯🇵

Maple syrup from Canada🍁🇨🇦

      What if someone farted in the trojan horse

        True story I was there
        God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

        I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke.

          There is no god😰
          I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

          Deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖

            deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
            ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

            ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! There is a CUM alert!

              ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!
              ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a CUM alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cum everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cum must have been produced by a fucking blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The cum has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cum. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm gargling noises drowning- in- more thick phlegm gargling cum! dial tone