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You have been bonked

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    You have been bonked, "go to horny jail" is the last thing you hear before your vision fades to black.
    
    You are woken to find your self in a prison cell, you look around and find all the other cells are full of other victims of the bonk. You sit down in your cell, you almost forget about being horny in the first place. You reach the back of your head and look at your hand to find it covered in blood. "Damn, you were bonked pretty hard. My names Doge, I can help you get out it of this hell but you need to help me first."
    
    You slowly nod and try to ignore the pain.
    
    "When I was taken to Horny jail they took any sharp objects to make sure we cant escape, get me a plastic spoon from the cafeteria and bring it to me" says Doge.
    
    A few hours later the cell doors open, and you are escorted to the cafeteria with 200 other prisoners. You grab an extra spoon and return to your cell.
    
    Doge takes the spoon and starts hitting it against his wall, eventually breaking off a chunk of it. He sharpens the brick until it is sharp enough to seriously hurt someone.
    
    Later that night, after the guards tell everyone to get to bed he hands you your own sharp brick. At about 2 in the morning he starts cutting the bars off his cell until he can fit through. You see Doge sneak up to a guard and knock him out, taking all his equipment with him.
    
    He unlocks your cell and leads you to a weak area in the wall where he knocks a hole through the brick. You and doge run across the field until you reach the fence keeping you in the prison. Luckily Doge has already dug a hole underneath the fence.
    
    Once you escape the prison with Doge you hear shouting and lights start bouncing off walls towards your direction. Until one hits you and illuminates your position, you barely avoid the gun fire from the guards until you are finally shot and collapse on the ground, your vision fading to black.
    
    You are awoken to the sound of a carriage and the smells of a forest.
    
    "Hey you, you're finally awake"

    You obviously CAN’T survive in PC Gaming…

      sent after someone complained about hdr in pc gaming
      Actually what "Sucks" is YOUR LACK of Know-How to solve your Own Problems in PC Gaming...
      
      In Consoles HDR is done at the "Factory Level" both on Hardware and Games so that you can even be a BABY to not care or know about those things to enjoy HDR levels.
      
      In PC Gaming you MUST KNOW every Detail of HOW to "Make HDR Work" for that Game as all the Support that ONLY Consoles provide is GONE as you're CLUELESS on how to apply the HDR to your Game. You must know how to Configure Windows or Game or even must know to use CORRECT HDR Hardware such as cables to ensure you can get the effect...
      
      Since you CHOSEN to be a BABY, please go back to your Console Gaming and leave r/PCGaming to Adults ONLY. Consoles is like taking a TAXI and PC Gaming is like Building your Own Motorbike from SCRATCH. You obviously CAN'T survive in PC Gaming...

      Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked.

        Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on.
        
        But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crewmembers rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive, and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers managed to capture the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.

        That’s right, I’m a karma whore.

          Peace out plebs
          You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upvotes in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.
          
          Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that cum is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.
          
          I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.
          
          Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.
          
          I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.
          
          Peace out plebs :)

          Whip nae nae

            Now watch me whip!
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            Now watch me nae nae 
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            Bitches be like I- I- YOU- WOW I-

              BITCHES BE LIKE I- I- YOU- WOW I-
              
              BITCH WHAT? SPEAK. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANNA SAY? I'M LISTENING. WE'RE ALL WAITING, AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING. THIS IS NONSENSE, YOU CAN'T EVEN USE WORDS ANYMORE. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN, GODDAMN, GET A JOB OR SOMETHING.