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    Not a Corporate Shill™

      This is not an ad. This is wholesome Disney content!
      No? You know what? Just go away.
      
      Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to r/HailCorporate it.
      
      I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post r/HailCorporate. You just can't.
      
      I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.
      
      Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.
      
      I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.

      AITA for accidentally pushing innocent classmate by trying to tackle school shooter?

        YTA not your body, not your rules
        AITA for accidentally pushing classmate by trying to tackle school shooter?
        
        So I was in English class when I noticed the quiet kid starting to sweat a lot, whispering to himself and get all fidgety. Now I'm no psychiatrist, but I swear I got a vision of him getting a gun and opening fire right there in the classroom, kind of like that one movie where they all die in the end. So I start paying close attention to him.
        
        15 minutes go by, and what do you know, he reaches for his bag and pulls out a gun. Before he even gets the chance of firing the first bullet, I rush to tackle him. I honestly wasn't thinking straight. Looking back, I guess I just didn't want anyone to be killed or something, I couldn't stand losing anyone of my classmates.
        
        The problem was, I accidentally slightly pushed back an innocent classmate who was in between the shooter and me by trying to tackle the shooter. I instantly felt bad but kept the plan of bringing the shooter to the ground before he could kill anyone.
        
        Even though I succeeded in disarming him, I still felt bad. When everyone was thanking me and chanting my name while the cops arrested the shooter, all I could think of was how I accidentally pushed him. I told my volunteering group and the burned victims at the hospital I visit every single day and they all agree I did nothing wrong. I even spoke with the HIV kids after dressing like Spiderman and giving them toys and they agreed I did nothing wrong.
        
        I spoke to him 3 days later after clearing my mind a little bit and he said, "Are you kidding me? You saved my life! I can't believe you feel bad about it. We all owe you, especially me after you revived my dad with CPR last year. I barely felt the hit".
        
        I'm just confused... AITA?

        Why Dora The Explorer Can Beat Goku, Superman, & One PUnch Man

          But can Dora beat Jojo?
          First off, Dora has her map, which essentially gives her omnipotence; this is because it always knows the location of whatever she needs and would also know the location of her opponents, so if Dora fought Goku, the map could tell her to go to space. Not only that, we see the map operating in space, implying that Dora can survive in a vacuum.
          
          Next, Dora has her backpack; with this, it could give whatever Dora needed to win the fight. Against Superman, she could pull out kryptonite, and against Goku it may give her the Dragon Balls to wish Goku away. Now, you may say this is a no limits fallacy, however in the backpack song it is explicitly stated that "anything you might need I got inside for you" so it can give Dora anything. Not only that, the backpack is a magically powered entity itself.
          
          Finally, Dora wields the blue arrow; this may be one of the strongest weapons in fiction. This is because the arrow does whatever she tells it to do, and since it is controlled indirectly by the player of Dora's game, it is at least outerversal+, giving it more than enough strength to restrain Goku or Superman. In fact, the arrow is so powerful that it can literally change the plot and refuse demands from the viewer, meaning it can defeat beings such as the One Above All since compared to Dora us the viewers are the One Above All, yet Dora can still make the arrow ignore us, meaning it can literally defeat omnipotence. At bare minimum the arrow is capable of mind control on a beyond omnipotent level, since it made swiper stop swiping, so she could make any of her combatants off themselves.
          
          Dora also has various skills from her many adventures, from learning how to drive to knowing how to pilot an airplane, indicating that she herself has super intelligence. Dora picks up any skills she needs.
          
          Dora could also summon the wishing stars, which would allow her to do anything she wants, making them more powerful than the super dragon balls.

          I get an erection every time I consume a Nestlé product

            Very Wholesome
            I get a massive erection every time I consume a Nestlé product. Something about their unethical business practices just gets me rock hard. The thought of farmers not getting paid a fair wage, babies being killed by formula, and child labor, all give me a throbbing erection.