Hah uhm- You look absolutely stunning tonight - I just thought I'd let you know that haha... so uh- what do you like to do- in your free time? Yeah I'm actually a- I'm actually a game developer, I've been making this game- it's called yandere simulator an-and a- and it's gotten a pretty - big following on the internet... uh- so basically in this game you play as - a yandere who - it's-it's a japanese term for a girl who loves her senpai so wha- senpai, it-it's a direct translation of upperclassmen, it's a term you would use in school, a-anyways, it's been kind of westernized as this term for - y'know a girls crushy calls him "senpai, senpai!" and uhm, hehe, so uh - you have your senpai and you have to eliminate any op- you have to eliminate- hah... ah- like, anything - anyone standing in-- mumbling sounds uhm... haha..- haha- I-I think our guy is coming... What's up guys welcome to pizza hut you guys ready to order? I'll take uhh, I'll take the breadsticks. Alright breadsticks anything else? What do you want beautiful? You don't want anything? That's fine. She'll uh- she'll share the breadsticks with me- Alright man i'll be back in a moment thank very much! Thank you- Really don't want anything? That's fine. I'll let you share your breadsticks with me- excuse me, I'll let you take some of my breadsticks haha... tongue clack I just wanna say um... inhale you look absolutely stuning tonight. Your eyes they're so- they're so beautiful... I... I think I love you...
The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inchesNext I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.
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ok some of the maths is wrong let's fix that
The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches, which is 0.0001592823m³. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be 0.071065989847 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, this means the penis is 0.224132950716% of an adult male's volume.
Hey Sisters :3
So like, in the beginning it was all dark and a weird af Earth and He was like: "sksksks this darkness ain't shit sister 🙄😤" So He made some light; Then He was like "Oop time to split it🤪" then he called the darkness "night", and the light "day" and it fitted into his aesthetic.
And He made sky in the wet Earth and was like: "Let's name it heaven because 🤠 why not?" Also He made the evening and morning or something idk smh.
He made land and the seas and was like "The dry is land and the wet is seas 😇💅". Oh and He made some plants and grass to make it green because 🌠Aesthetic🌠
So He made some light in the skies so to make seasons, days or something idk. He made it so to have a really hot rad light in the morning and like super aesthetic beautiful lights for night.
And the next day, God was like: " Hey lets put some bitches in the sea and make them happy uwu" and He did. And he stanned it so much that the next day He made some bitches in the land.
God was like "Something's missing 🤔" and He was like, "Oop- how about Man :0" and He did. And Man was destined to rule over Man. But Man was sad because they have no compatible partner. So God was like: "Sksksks k imma get your rib while you sleep so I can make a woman sksksk" And He did. And Man (Adam) and Woman (Eve) was happy.
And he was like: "Omg yasss so good xD"
God said to the peeps to not eat the forbidden fruit but Eve got tempted by Satan (Fucking bitch 🙄😤) and Eve was like "This edible taste like finna shit" so she went to Adam he was like: "nO-" then he took a bit. Then they turned into smartasses and hid because they were naked. And God was like "These bitches ain't shit :/" and kicked them out lmaoo
What the fuck man. I'm literally sitting here on the verge of tears. Slaving away in this dead end job saving up for the end of the month splash. I was this close. Maybe I should have done that overtime, if I could get her that money earlier I might have been able to convince her in the dono message. She needs a man that can treat her right, a man like me. I would open the car door for her EVERY TIME, I would pull out her chair at a restaurant, I would lay my twitch hoodie over puddles to protect her from the filth.
Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
