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Cinco de Mayo origin

    Cinco de Mayo is an annual celebration, which commemorates Mexico's victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
    Most people don’t know but back in 1912, Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of this delicious condiment, scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, which was to be the port for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest ever shipment on mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. This ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the tantalising condiment, and were eagerly awaiting the delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. The anguish was so great that they declared a national day of warning which they sill observe to this day. The national day of mourning occurs every year on the 5th of May, you probably know it as Cinco de Mayo

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    Ending my Christian friendship.

      TIL the flu is an STD
      Ending my Christian friendship.

I’ve been friends with this guy we’ll call John since I was five and knew he was Christian since the 8th grade. When I found out I was shocked considering he is one of the smartest people I know, and the fact that he could fall for this kind of bullshit is surprising, but I managed to put that aside, until a few months ago.

We had been roommates for 2 and a half years up until that point and we split the rent. In January i caught covid and he prayed that I would be ok. I got so upset at the fact that he thought his pointless sitting on the ground and putting his hands together like he’s Tim Cook doing an apple presentation was going to do anything. After only two days of his nonsense I walked straight up to him and yelled at him to stop. He told me that it is what he believed and he thinks it would rush my recovery. I told him about how he should believe in science. He said he does but also thinks he is helping. After that I just stormed off into my room and started to feel our friendship falling apart.

I was able to get better (WITHOUT the help of his praying) but unfortunately came down with the flu from his Christian girlfriend (i thought sex was illegal until marriage, guess they’re all hypocrites) who pretended to be very apologetic about it. I sneeze really badly when I have the flu and nothing was different this time. John would keep saying “bLeSs YoU” every time I sneezed. When I asked him to stop he told me it’s a habit but he would try to stop. At this point I had had enough of his tomfoolery. I said for him to take three quarters of the rent or I’m leaving and cutting ties with him. He says he can’t pay to live anywhere else since he lost his job and his savings only cover a few more months at our place which is one of the cheapest places in the city to live in (maybe he should pray to have that fixed for him).

As it turns out I’m also eating into my savings too much now but I don’t care. I finally left that idiot who thinks he can be in med school and still be Christian. It’s been a few months now and I think I made the right decision. I’m so glad I got out of that toxic relationship. I’m sure I’m not the only one suffering so I encourage anyone and everyone to do the same. Dm me if you need help.

TL;DR: Don’t have religious friends

      Sussy Baka

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        DEKUUUUUU WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA (snort) HUH? WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A *sussy baka* (snort) why do you got to be such a sussy baka you *sussy ba-*
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        Midbeast on 10 year life plan

          Drew "Midbeast" Timbs is a League of Legends esports player, currently streamer/content creator for Team Liquid.
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          10 year life plan?

Save money, invest. Millionare. Millionare? Buy TSM. Import all the best players. Nuguri, Canyon, Uzi, Ming. Put me in mid lane. Super team. Win Worlds. Hoist trophy. Future wife notices me. Married. Kids? 5. Top Beast, Jung Beast, Bot Beast, Supp Beast. Prodigies. Mechanical. Macro economical, I teach them.

2037 League of Legends 2 World championship trophy hoisted once again by Dad Beast.

"We owe it all to you dad!"

          I hate Dream.

            Dream is an American YouTuber known primarily for Minecraft content and speedrun videos.
            He’s so annoying. I want to rip his stupid mask off, punch him square in the nose, and fill his nostrils with garlic powder. And don’t get me started on his fans. They annoy me as well, but they aren’t the root of the problem. And what about his group of retards? Wilbur, Georgie, Jslot, Burger King, tubby, I hate all of them. I want to give them a gold old punch in the kisser. Fuck dream, fuck his cronies, and fuck the teenage girls who worship him.

            Darth Plagueis The Wise

              It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
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              Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.