Damn you len
doctor: what happend to this girl?
Nurse: she fainted for a mega nosebleed
Doctor: thats the 5 one to day whats mking them have huge nosebleeds
Nurse: it from len * thinks about len * *nosebleed *
Doctor: damn you lenMy Dearest Queen
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*takes a fat shit down your throat*
That's for banning me, you little whore
*has diarrhea on your ugly face*
That's for doing nothing when I was getting bullied
*wipes my arse with your hair*
And that is for making that toxic server in the first place and being a shitty owner.
*shoots your entire family in front of you before slitting your throat*
That one is for me, motherfucker
*dances on your body in a cute way*
OwO
UwUPapatronic can take Gambit to the dogpound
Somewhere in Ukraine, Andrii "B1ad3" Gorodenskyi sleeps soundly as he snuggles with his dogs in his bed. Suddenly, he hears his phone ring. He grunts as he takes his phone off the nightstand, careful not to wake his sleeping sweethearts. He’s surprised to see that the name on his screen, as he usually doesn’t call, especially not this early into the day.
“Hello, Denis, why’re you calling this early?” He asks, rubbing the sleep and the weariness from his eyes.
“Yes, I’m calling about my daughter. You think you could babysit her tonight for the game?”
“Uhm, sure I guess,” Andrii says as he glances at his canine companions snoozing soundly, “I’m sure she could play with the dogs while she’s here.”
He hears a laugh emanate from his phone’s speaker. “Thanks, she’s really been excited for that.”
Andrii yawns, and then cocks his head. His curiosity gets the better of him. “May I ask why, Denis?”
“Well, as long as my sweet babygirl is away to play with the pups, Papatronic can go and take Gambit to the fucking dogpound.”its hilarious u kids talking shit about electronic
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about electronic. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan. hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol