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A girl showed me her boobs

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    I'm not really sure if this is NSFW or not but I'll tag it just incase. I've struggled for a while with talking to girls and I recently decided to start talking to this girl about the elections. I just decided that since we didn't go to school matter it didn't really matter as much about what I said, Kinda a douchebag thing to do but idk. We've known each other for a while but stopped talking so we haven't talked in a while. Anyways we talked for a few days and she decided to FaceTime me. I have some self image issues and kind of hid my face a little but we talked for a while and she called me cute and stuff like that. I got more confidence and was just making joke after joke and she seemed really into it. We started sending back some pretty sexual texts and as she said she was gonna go to bed she had one last gift for me and for me to look at the screen and there she was with her boobs out. I'm a younger teen and this is really the first time I've seen boobs that aren't in porn. Anyways once I get ungrounded we're gonna start hanging out. I know this sounds pretty virgin like but I'm super stoked and can't tell anyone I know in real life.

    I am very secure about my pizza.

      I am very secure about my copypasta.
      I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine look bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.

      Why do people automatically associate swords with autism?

        This pasta is an old classic that first appeared in 4chan.
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        Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

        Reese’s Puffs

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          Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, Now my days on cruise control, I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, and just like that I'm on a roll! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, peanut butter chocolate flavor! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in the AM its the flavor I crave-a! Peanut butter and chocolate too, you know how I do, that's what I wake up to! My Reese's Puffs sit right at this round and peanut butter and chocolate flavors on time! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

          Reddit female avatars turn me on

            Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.