"Gotta catch 'em all!" That's the popular sentence that most pokémon fans say. But for me, it's "Catch-n-Smash 'em All!". in-order to make Pokémon fans still happy with the Pokémon games. The Pokémon Company always have to make Sexy Mommy milkers looking pokémon to make the fans happy. Because Once the Hot Pokémon Enter the eyes. It gives a memetic effect that has a chance to make the subject who views it sexually attracted to it.
The Pokémon Company THEMSELVES know that the fans are already sexually attracted to some pokémons. Like gardevoir or lopunny. And they still make hotter looking ones. Like cinderace and goodra. Like many other things on the internet. People make weird fricking fetishes. like vore. Which is the sexual practice of swallowing something alive. Even tho it's not possible in real life. Thus. The pokémon company HAD a reason to make the female-looking pokémons sexy. Because all of the weird crap that exist on the internet
Also. Lopunny's design clearly makes "her" sexy. Even tho "she" is not an erotic character. The people who designed "her" clearly saw some pornography before. The proof is "her" juicy hips. People would try to have sexual pleasure with it. Since "her" hips are really REALLY wide.
Also. Since the face-sitting fetish exists. Probably before the internet came in. Goodra is PERFECT for it. "Her" giant butt Is meant for it. Not also "she" is fat. Having sexual pleasure with "Her" Is clearly the perfect thing that exists in this big universe. "Her" farts are probably really attracting. Since "she" is big, slimy and fat. and of course. Thick
Now for Cinderace. Lopunny's Best sexual friend. Cinderace's Foots Are pretty much great for foot fetish. "Her" Feet are really long and big. If you put "her" feet in your mouth. It's probably the tastiest thing in the world. Tickling "her" feet is pretty much fun for her and yourself. "Her" Feet smells like rose or even better.
And now. for the most overrated one. Gardevoir. The queen of pokémons. Her mouth is probably the perfect thing for kissing. "She" would try to also kiss you if you would try to date "her". "Her" Lips feel like chewing a steak. Not only that. "Her" tongue is extremely flexible and long. And will dominate you in a tongue fight. Her moans sound really satisfying also.
And that's pretty much it. You guys probably will call me a coomer but trust me. If pokémon was real. There would be a lot of human-pokémon hybrid organism. Anyways. I'll rather have a pokémon wife instead of a human one. smh
I attended PragerU back in 2015 on a wrestling scholarship. That is until they shut down the wrestling program because the coaches kept banging all the kids. But hey that happens everywhere that's not just a PragerU thing. Unfortunately it also meant I was stuck taking normal classes and trying to keep my GPA up WITHOUT being a star athlete. And man those classes were so weird. My Civics teacher kept showing me cartoon frogs and complaining about freedom of speech anytime a student asked him to put his dick away. I took a film studies class but every week my libertarian teacher just played Fight Club and tried to explain why cryptocurrency is safer than the stock market. I still remember my first kiss in the quad of PragerU, right under the 80 foot tall statue of Jordan Peterson. One time I aced a test just by writing "I don't like big government" for every answer. My favorite memory has to be when we held a big anti-taxation rally that got so out of hand they had to call in the national guard, which did end the rally but only because the entire student body was also in the national guard. They say your college years are how you shape the rest of your life. After my time at PragerU, I'd have to say the rest of my life is shaped like Ronald Reagan's dangling, flaccid penis as he wanders the hall of the White House in confusion, talking to paintings and leaving a trail of piss wherever he goes until he can be wrangled back into his chair and forced to sign whatever bill puts more black people in prison. Thank you PragerU, and remember the "U" stands for Uruguay offshore accounts, so good luck following that money you bitch ass feds
Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.
🎼On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me
A crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
🎼On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me
Two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
🎼On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me
Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the forth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Five onaholes , Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Six butt plugs, five onaholes ,Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the eigth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
Eleven pairs of tiddies , Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Twelve custom katanas, Eleven pairs of tiddies, Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
You fuck with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7
Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.
So grow the fuck up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.
Oh, so you’re a console pleb? Ha, should’ve figured as much. You have no idea what my pc is capable of, let alone the iq to understand it.
My gaming machine has an intel i10 10000k with DUAL, yes DUAL RTX 3090s. They’re not even available to the public yet. My dad works for NVIDIA so I have those perks.
I have 264 GB of RAM to render my 8k 4D Hentai in mere seconds, and did I forget to mention, I have gamer girl piss cooling? That’s right, motherfucker.
So next time you want to show off with your shitty console, think about my PC and how great my life is compared to yours. PC Master Race.
