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Mr Musk I don’t feel so good

    Mr. Musk I don’t feel so good.
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    ⚠️DO NOT EAT SLUGS⚠️

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      OURcraft?!?!?🥴🤣😂😎

        Get it? Get it hahaha!
        Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?😂😂 I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! 🤣🤣😂🤢😂😢😜 Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? 😁🤣😂😆🤮🤣🤣😂 Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! 😁😁😁😁😁 Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! 🤣🤣🤗😅😆😂🤢😁😄😫🤯😅🤣🤣🤣 Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!

        When you make a your mom joke.

          Yo Mama Obama
          I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

          Being Belle Delphine’s little brother

            "What are you doing big sister?"
            Being your little brother would be so hot I could hide in your room and wait till night to hear your soft moans then jump out you would be so horny you would have no choice but the fuck me right then and there

            Professional dick pics

              pubes blowing in the wind
              A huge shame really, I spent hundreds of dollars to get a professional take my dick pics to pick up girls and the pictures are beautiful, my favorite one is with a autumn background and the photographer used a fan so it looks like my pubes are blowing in the wind.