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I got a dig bick

    1- I got a dig bick
2- you that read wrong
3- you read that wrong too
4- you checked
5- you smiled
7- your wondering why your still
this reading this
8- you saw that mistake.... Right? (on 7)
10- but did you see that I skipped 6?
10- you checked
11- and saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12- I said saw you, not you saw
13- I also skipped 2
14- you just got tricked
15- I am just wasting your time, everyone says "I deserve a like" but I probably don't haha, but go back to reading those comments you beautiful creature?

    Make the Ender Dragon less hot

      Ender Dragon is a hostile mob boss in Minecraft
      Original pasta
      Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.

      What is sex

        This reads like one of those shitty whatsapp forward jokes
        Original pasta
        A teacher asked her class

“What is sex?”

Johnny got up and said:

"Sex is a temptation ,

caused by a sensation

where a boy sticks his location

into a girl's destination

to increase the population

of the next generation.

Did you get my explanation ?

Or do you need a demonstration?

The teacher shot him 27 times in the torso

        Just Do It!

          Don't let your dreams be dreams!
          Video source
          DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.

          Where was the Paw Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?

            As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?