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Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell.

    I'm convinced
    Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.

    Cum Chalice

      I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

      Bread Bank (No Gluten)

        welcome to the bread bank
        we sell bread, we sell loafs
        we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
        TOASTED
        ROASTED
        shut the fuck up
        listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
        we don't have either of those
        you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
        what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
        it's gluten free
        I don't care if it's free
        swear on your fucking YEEZYS
        if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
        tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
        what, you gon' record it?
        ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
        what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
        what the fuck do you want?
        I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
        at the BREAD STORE
        B R E A D
        tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
        I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
        we can't take shit out the bread
        why put it in in the first place?
        I know y'all smoking that pack
        we got crackers
        no gluten
        fuck crackers
        it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
        hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
        look we got whole wheat: gluten free
        Texas toast: gluten free
        TORTILLA
        fuck all that
        what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
        Florida
        I knew it

        tAkE tHAt BaCk LeoRio

          ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˡᵉᵒʳᵉᵒ
          Ü tækê thåt bàčk lęœrėô
          𝓲𝓽𝘴 ꪑ𝘳 ꪶꫀꪮ𝘳𝓲ꪮ
          💀It’s✌🏼Mr🙃lay🤰🏻oreo🍪
          ”TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO”
          Leorio: turns back ✨aestheticly✨
          ”I said take it back.”
          ”It’s mR. Leorio.❤️”
          Take 😡 that👿 back 😢 leorio 😩I 💕 said 😻 take 🙈 it 👹 back 😭 its 👁 mister 😹 leorio ⛓

          Ricardo Milos

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            Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger

              Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.