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𝔒π”₯ π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 𝔀𝔬𝔑

    haha I jest
    𝔒π”₯ π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 𝔀𝔬𝔑, β„‘ π”žπ” π” π”¦π”‘π”’π”«π”±π”žπ”©π”©π”Ά π”₯π”žπ”±π”₯ 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔱π”₯𝔬𝔲 π”ž 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔒 𝔬𝔣 π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 π”žπ”«π”‘ π”Ÿπ”žπ”©π”©π”°...𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔒 𝔑𝔒𝔩𝔒𝔱𝔒 𝔦𝔱!! '𝔏𝔒𝔰𝔱...𝔱π”₯𝔬𝔲 𝔑𝔒𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔒 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? π”₯π”žπ”₯π”ž β„‘ 𝔧𝔒𝔰𝔱, 𝔑𝔒𝔩𝔒𝔱𝔒 𝔦𝔱...𝔰π”₯𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔑 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔒 π” π”―π”žπ”³π”’... π”₯π”žπ”₯π”ž π”«π”žπ”Ά, π”Ÿπ”žπ”«π”¦π”°π”₯ 𝔦𝔱...'𝔩𝔒𝔰𝔱?
    oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

    Vegan Ejaculation

      Stay woke sis πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ§ πŸ§˜πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ
      If he ejaculates semen it’s because his body is full of toxins and he has had too many sexual partners. Men are not supposed to have semen it’s unclean. Vegan men with few sex partners ejaculate fresh water. Find a virginal man and leave these McDonald’s eating thots alone!

Stay woke sis πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ§ πŸ§˜πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

      Femboy Pipeline

        A femboy is a slang term for a young, usually cisgender male who displays traditionally feminine characteristics
        First they joke about not liking femboys but thinking they are cute, then they get curious and look at them feeling attraction to the femboys, they still think they are straight and that femboys are girls with dicks, but soon enough they're watching sissy porn and jerking to them. They start thinking that maybe taking it up the ass feels better than jerking. They start doing butt stuff with dildos and find that's it's the best way to get off. Soon they notice the femininity in some of their features and want them to be more like that of femboys they see, they cosplay anime girls a few times then realize they are attracted to themselves in this state. They end up becoming the femboy and posting pictures so people tell them how cute they are which feeds their ego and continues the cycle. It all starts with Pantsahat's videos This is the femboy pipeline

        George Orwell ruined my life

          Literally 1984
          I’m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was β€œsexually harassing” her. It’s clear she just wasn’t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. I’ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how I’m clearly in the right everyone seems to think I’m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......

          You memers and your references.

            sure grandma let's get you to bed
            You memers and your references. Oh boy.

I remember the old days when memes actually used to require effort. Now all you kids do is repeat the same old tired phrases and concepts without a second thought. There's literally no effort placed into your memery. It's just a bunch of empty, meaningless nonsense.

I wish we went back to the old days. Things were so much better then. Real news, real problems in the world, real memes that we had to be CREATIVE enough to come up with and keep, rather than relying on the power of the World Wide Web to carry our ideas everywhere.

I hope you kids get your comeuppance so you will finally understand what a true meme is.

Someday, when the internet breaks down under the weight of its idiocy, you shall finally come to understand what it means to create and maintain real memes. Until then, you'll just be the same old snowflakes that the older generation rightfully complains about.

            Yaoi Fangirl

              Yaoi is a genre of fictional media originating in Japan that features homoerotic relationships between male characters.
              No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not β€œgay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. β€œGAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR β€œGAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not β€œstupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off