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DOOR STUCK

    CSGO "Door stuck" copypasta
    Original video
    the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. Shit's stuck. Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine dick sucker.
    The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-rags,
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker! [both die] Yo I'm adding this guy to friends.

    Gerber Life

      F O R J U S T P E N N I E S A D A Y
      Original video
      Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Gerber Life is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan. The grow up plan gives your child $10,000 in whole life insurance. Protection now then doubles automatically to twenty thousand dollars later at no extra cost. Free information will be sent to parents and grandparents who call now. Help give your child a head start for just pennies a day. Don't wait call now for free information.

      Brain Power

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        Redditor’s Oath

          I am the bone of my sword
          I shall take no wife and father no children. I shall wear no condoms and slay no pussy. I shall live and die in my virginity. I am the penis in the nothing. I am the watcher of the Naruto, Netflix, and porn. I am the shield that guards the women from me. I pledge my debauchery and extreme (Borat Accent)¡retardations! to the Dank Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

          yee yee ass cat ears – Genshin

            Keqing mains on suicide watch
            Ah neko don’t hate me because I’m overpowered neko. Maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass cat ears you’d get some travellers under yo skirt. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether will call your fake feline ass after he’s done fuckin’ with that funeral consultant or fatui harbinger he fuckin’ with ~~~Yuheng
            Hey can an Adeptus come up in yo crib?

Girl fuck you, I'll see you at the Jade Chamber.

Ah Keqing don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful Keqing. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass cat-ears you got you'd get some Rex Lapis dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether'll call your cat ass if he ever stopped fucking with that astrologist or acting grandmaster he fucking with.

Keqing...
            Ah, don't hate me Keqing cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hairstyle, you'd get Aether on your skirt. Better yet, Aether would stop talking to Zhongli or Childe he hanging out with. See~ya.

            Morshu

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              Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. Sorry Link, I can't give credits. Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMMMMMM richer.
              Lamp oil, rope, bombs You want it?
It's yours my friend
As long as you have enough rubies

Sorry link, i can't give credit
come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMM richer!