This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see what’s going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, I’ve gotten to a point where I’m looking at all religious people as not even human. I don’t know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but it’s pretty close to it. I still don’t understand why people say to respect other people’s religious beliefs. I certainly don’t. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. I’m just so disgusted by all of them.
So it was 2016 or so and I remember the NoFap hype was insane. I was an insanely happy 18 year old boy who had just gotten into the gym, eating healthy, and all that good stuff. It was also my freshmen year of college, and I had never seen so many hot girls in my life.
I had seen so many memes on Twitter and Reddit about people not jerking off during No Nut November and decided I was going to be one of the nut jobs who was actually about it, but I was going to go longer than just November.
3 Months later, I was depressed to find out that I was not able to levitate, I was not able to lift heavier, and my mood had not increased. In fact by this point I would get a full blown boner from my cock accidentally touching something or rubbing against something. I would go to stand up at school and my shlong would accidentally brush up against the desk and I would have to forcefully ground myself to not get a raging Bõner. I had become insanely irritable, aggressive, and felt like a ticking time bomb. I have been in therapy for years and it's sad to say I believe I have spent more time grounding myself to avoid getting a raging boner, compared to practicing grounding techniques to fight off panic attacks.
Anyway, we'll get to the good part.
I had an insane workout at the gym, there were a plethora of hot females there, and I knew the second I was changing in the locker room that I was going to explode. I had slid my shorts up to my waist and they brushed against my dick super badly this time. I had to practice deep breathing and waistband it before I walked out of the gym.
I sped home and immediately ran upstairs and shut my door. I enter pornhub.com and from there it was like the South Park episode where they lose internet and Randy Marsh jerks off to anything he sees.
I didn't even watch a video; I jerked off to the thumbnails of the videos because I couldn't sit there and wait for it to load. I came in literally around 20-30 seconds and it was bad.
I have learned to never try NoFap again. It was actually so intense I was overwhelmed by the feeling and was slightly anxious afterwards, fuck that shit!
So my dad is a raging homophobe. When I was 7 yrs old he nearly beat me to death for sleeping in the same bed as my friend in Minecraft. He overheard me listening to this song and burst into my room. I braced for impact, fearing the worst. Instead he remained silent and I saw this strange look in his eyes that I'd never seen before.
He just divorced my mom and told us he is moving to Puerto Rico with his longtime partner Antonio Banderas and he's not coming back. Thank you We The Sus Music!
During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.
