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I knew a milf that had sex with retards

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    I knew a milf that had sex with retards. it was her hobby and she was open about it. she told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was that it was like being fucked by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so retards fuck hard and long, and they’re very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to cum inside of her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. she was incredibly hot even at 45 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more retards had their way with her and had cum inside her, I couldn’t bring myself to have sex with her. She seemed really into me though, and I’m not really sure why.

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      I want to fuck 2B

        Nier Automata copypasta
        Holy fucking shit. I want to bang 2B so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I play Nier, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with 2B. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of 2B’s tight android pussy. God I wish I was 2B because I fucking know for a fact that 2B fucks herself daily. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

        FUCK YOU

          Was deleted by this reason; very bad. oh, really? why? because is not a fucking shitty fanart of a generic anime/videogame? because it not contains explicit sex? because not contains some wierd fetish? or is very bad only because someone, some piece of shit like you thinks that? well.. i just have one thing for say to you, asshole; go and fuck yourself, little piece of insignificant trash! i dont fucking care about your fucking opinion, so take that shit and shove it deep into your fucking ass, bastard!

and by the way I challenge you to create something original 100%, and unique, you will not be able to do it, because you probably do not have a single fucking drop of creativity, it is easy to criticize, is very easy, but I challenge you to make a unique drawing, not a stupid fanart , or any of those kind of shit, whoever eliminated this, for that reason, must be a poor, pathetic person with nothing better to do with his empty, and insignificant existence.

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          Femboy brigade deployed to Ukraine.

            We have sent femboys brigade over to Ukraine
            Blackhawks fly into Ukraine blasting Gucci Gang 2 days after US SEAD operations bomb Russian anti-air back into the Stone Age.

A group of troops quickrope to the ground in maid outfits.

Immediately whip out their phones to post on TikTok /#FemboyPower

Russia gets firing solution based on the geotagged TikTok post.

It misses, The femboy force is already en route.

The Russian artillery was tracked by Enhanced Prophet operating out of a US FOB.

The trap worked.

Realizing their error, the russians scramble to abandon their entrenched artillery.

They’re coming

Without warning, Caramelldansen Trap Remix (misheard lyrics) starts coming from the wood lines all around them.

(LRAD acoustic systems mounted on humvees projected the haunting tune deep into Russian controlled land.)

The Russians take up arms, but the ghoulish voices surround them.

They fire into the darkness, but miss their targets.

🎶“Dance on my balls”

The Russian commander drops dead. Direct hit.

🎶”Cat fucking a handbag”

More Russians succumb to the volley of fire. The music masks the shooters position

🎶”yours only yours, we’re a single dance band.

F-35s cruising at FL350 take out the Russian artillery with surgical precision while swatting flankers out of the air left and right.

🎶”it’s no lie, Lisa in the crowd said”

The FemboyForce emerges from the wood line unscathed and starts recording on their GoPros.

🎶”look Larry had a vagina malfunction”

The Russian troops commit ritual suicide after realizing they’ve been bested by a team of homosexual Americans.

Decisive American Victory.

            Billie’s 18th Birthday

              Billie Eilish copypasta
              Another variation
              Happy Birthday Billie!! How old are you now? Wait... You just turned 18??? Oh my god... oh fuck.... Billie.... shit.... OHHHHHHHHH SHITT...! Fuck... I'm so sorry, Billie, I didn't mean to cum, I swear!! Please forgive me, and forget about this... unless...? Okay, confession time!!!! Billie, ever since you started music, I've loved you, you and your music, and I've done some naughty things... looking at your pictures... Well, now that you're all grown up, do you... love me... too? Please, Billie, I've always wanted to do things to you... and now you're finally 18, we can have legal sex!! Please, Billie, respond to this message quickly, and say yes!!!! I'll be waiting...