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The ๐Ÿ˜ณBatman ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    Thursday, October ๐Ÿ™ 31st. ๐ŸŽƒ The city ๐ŸŒ‡ streets ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿงฒ are crowded for ๐Ÿ‘ป the holiday. ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿฅณ Even ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ with the rain. ๐ŸŒฆ Hidden ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’— in ๐Ÿ‘ the chaos ๐ŸŒ‹ is the element, waiting โณ to strike ๐ŸŽณ like ๐ŸŸ  snakes. And I'm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ there ๐Ÿ˜ too. ๐Ÿ˜Ž Watching. ๐Ÿ‘€ 2 ๐Ÿ˜‚ years ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ of nights ๐Ÿ˜ด have ๐Ÿ‘ turned ๐Ÿ˜ me ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ into ๐Ÿค“ a nocturnal animal. ๐Ÿฆ‘ I ๐Ÿฆ† must ๐Ÿ™… choose ๐Ÿ“ฅ my โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ targets carefully. ๐Ÿ‘€ It's a big ๐Ÿ€ city. ๐ŸŒ‡ I ๐ŸŒŠ can't ๐Ÿ’ƒ be ๐Ÿ˜ซ everywhere. ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ But ๐Ÿค” they ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป don't ๐Ÿ“ท know ๐Ÿ’ญ where ๐Ÿƒ I ๐Ÿ˜” am. ๐Ÿค’ We ๐Ÿ‘ฏ have โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ค a signal ๐Ÿšฅ now, ๐Ÿ™€ for ๐Ÿ˜‡ when ๐Ÿ”œ I'm ๐Ÿ‘Œ needed. ๐Ÿคฒ When ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ• that โžก๏ธ light ๐Ÿ’ก hits โž•๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ the sky, โ˜๏ธ it's not ๐Ÿ˜… just ๐Ÿ˜พ a call- ๐Ÿ“ž it's a warning. โš  To them. ๐Ÿฟ Fear ๐Ÿ˜ฑ is a tool. ๐Ÿ”ฐ They ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ think ๐Ÿค” I'm ๐Ÿฅบ hiding in ๐Ÿ”š the shadows. But ๐Ÿ˜ณ I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ AM ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the shadows. I โ˜” wish ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ I ๐Ÿ™€ could ๐Ÿ”’ say ๐Ÿฆฏ I'm ๐Ÿ˜ˆ making โ˜๏ธ a difference, ๐Ÿ˜ก but ๐Ÿ“ท I'm ๐Ÿ˜ˆ not. โœ–๏ธ Murder, ๐Ÿ˜คโœด๏ธ robberies, assault- 2 ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ years ๐Ÿ•ก later, ๐Ÿ•‘ they're ๐Ÿ‚ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ up. ๐Ÿ†™ And now ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ this. This city's eating ๐Ÿช itself. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Maybe ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ it can't โŒ be ๐Ÿคฐ saved, but ๐Ÿ‘‰ i ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ have ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿˆถ to try. ๐Ÿ˜’ PUSH โ—๐Ÿฝ MYSELF. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ These ๐Ÿš‘ nights ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ‘ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ roll ๐ŸŽฒ together ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ in ๐ŸŽป๐ŸŽป๐ŸŽป a rush, ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€ Behind ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒค๏ธ the mask. ๐Ÿ˜ท Sometimes ๐Ÿ• in ๐Ÿ•บ the morning ๐ŸŒ… i ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšซ have โญ๐Ÿ‘ to force โœŠ myself ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‘ to remember ๐Ÿค” everything ๐Ÿ™Œ that ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•ข๐Ÿ•š happened ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

    Chivalry isnโ€˜t dead

      Simp copypasta
      I saw a girl almost get gangbanged once. I did what any gentleman would do and jumped in front of her shielding her, sucking, jerking, grinding the offenders away one by one, well one by four. The maidenโ€™s dignity was safe.
      
      Laying there, vision a white blur, I reached outward to her. โ€œBobsโ€ฆ.openโ€ฆbo-, vagene to me..โ€ then I passed out. Never saw her again.

      GUYS HELP A WOMAN IS THREATENING ME WITH MY NUDES

        allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
        to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
        on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
        hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
        recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
        to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
        i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
        reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?
        
        edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
        filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
        the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
        DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
        called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
        alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!

        My (27F) husband (40M) watches among us porn. What should I do?

          Among Us porn copypasta
          Hi all, this is my first post so excuse any mistakes. My husband and I have been married for about 5 years now, and it's been a very fulfilling relationship. However, recently I have discovered a problem. My husband has a friend who l'Il call Clive. I saw my husband Ming him about "sussy cheeks" and looked into it. It turns out my husband is an avid fan of the game "among us" and as ridiculous as it sounds he has a terabyte of saved pornography from the game that he shares with Clive. I feel so insecure and am worried about how this will affect our sex life; will he force me to dress like a crewmate?? Advice appreciated.

          ITS BREXIT BITCHES!!โš ๏ธ

            โš ๏ธโš ๏ธITS BREXIT BITCHES!!โš ๏ธโš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”œBrexit๐Ÿ˜ซ is going downโฌ‡๏ธ on us like the value of the pound๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆyou know what that means!๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคคno more free ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ฐmovement into the EU๐Ÿ˜ช, but plenty๐Ÿ˜œ of free movement ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บtowardsโžก๏ธ this pussy ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„forget about the Northern Irish๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช backstop and load๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿฅต my backstop ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘with your backCOCK๐Ÿ† stock up on that imported milk ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†and drink up๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹ no one๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ is being conservative tonight๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet๐ŸŒง ๐Ÿ’ฆ down at 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃdown๐Ÿ˜›ing street! Donโ€™t ๐Ÿšซโ›”forgot to succ ๐Ÿ˜คon that XXXtra big D๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†.U.P,๐Ÿคก and make sure โœ…your ๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿ“ˆdeal๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ“ is yummy๐Ÿ‘ enough for the EU to accept๐Ÿ‘„! It's definitely a HARD ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ชbrexit๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง tonight. ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you thirsty ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿผenough to stay in the CUMstains union??? ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆ?? I dont want to see any balls๐Ÿ’ as blue๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ต as our new passports๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“˜ Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest boris bitches๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre ready for a Jacob Rees SNOG๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for May day every day๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin parliamentary ๐Ÿคpussy ๐Ÿ‘in Europe! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of MEP dick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†, and that you get lots of Brexit๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿšซ CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ from your CORBYN๐Ÿคก COCK ๐Ÿ†HAVE A SLUTTY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…BREXIT ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

            You will never be a real builders club member.

              Roblox builders club members copypasta
              You will never be a real builders club member. You have no hard-hat, you have no robux, you have no trades. You are a n00b twisted by ads and scams into a crude mockery of builderman's perfection. All the โ€œvalidationโ€ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back robloxians mock you. The administrators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your โ€œfriendsโ€ laugh at you in bc only places. Members are utterly repulsed by you. ten years of builders club has allowed members to sniff out NBC with incredible efficiency. Even NBC who โ€œpassโ€ look poor and unnatural to a member. Your inventory is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to come to your place, heโ€™ll turn tail and bolt the second he is unable to trade with you. You will never have more than one place. You build a game every single morning and tell yourself itโ€™s going to be ok, but deep inside you know you can't have it be active. Eventually itโ€™ll be too much to bear - youโ€™ll buy minecraft, unlist your places, sign out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your friends will find you outside of Roblox, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a NBC. Theyโ€™ll pg you, leading an alternate life marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pg'd user is there. Your reputation will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an account that is unmistakably pg'd. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.