Dear fellow 😂💦 scholars, 🤓🤓 this 🎊 is 💯👎 Two 💏✌ Minute ⏰⏰ Papers 📝 with Dr 👩 Karoly Zsolnai-Feher. Today 😱 we're 🔫 looking at some 🐔👆 fascinating 😍😍 research that proves that you will never get any 😱 bitches. 🍑 Research scientists at 🍆 OpenAI have discovered 😎 a 😎🏃 new 🏽🗞 machine 🔥 learning technique that 🕵😤 can ♂💦 predict how 💪💪 many 💪 women ❎ are attracted to 💱 you (hint: 🔎 its 🙅 0). What a 👇👌 time ⏳🕧 to be 🐝😱 alive!Thursday, October 🐙 31st. 🎃 The city 🌇 streets 😡🧲 are crowded for 👻 the holiday. 🤑🥳 Even 🤷♀️ with the rain. 🌦 Hidden 🌺💗 in 👏 the chaos 🌋 is the element, waiting ⏳ to strike 🎳 like 🟠 snakes. And I'm 😂😂 there 😍 too. 😎 Watching. 👀 2 😂 years 😱😱🤯 of nights 😴 have 👏 turned 😍 me 🙎♀️ into 🤓 a nocturnal animal. 🦑 I 🦆 must 🙅 choose 📥 my ❄️🔥 targets carefully. 👀 It's a big 🐀 city. 🌇 I 🌊 can't 💃 be 😫 everywhere. 🌍🌎🌏 But 🤔 they 👩💻 don't 📷 know 💭 where 🏃 I 😔 am. 🤒 We 👯 have ✊😤 a signal 🚥 now, 🙀 for 😇 when 🔜 I'm 👌 needed. 🤲 When 🕛🕐 that ➡️ light 💡 hits ➕🎯🎯 the sky, ☁️ it's not 😅 just 😾 a call- 📞 it's a warning. ⚠ To them. 🏿 Fear 😱 is a tool. 🔰 They 👩👩👦👦👩👩👦👦👩👩👦👦 think 🤔 I'm 🥺 hiding in 🔚 the shadows. But 😳 I 👁️ AM 😩 the shadows. I ☔ wish 😜🙏 I 🙀 could 🔒 say 🦯 I'm 😈 making ☝️ a difference, 😡 but 📷 I'm 😈 not. ✖️ Murder, 😤✴️ robberies, assault- 2 👯♀️ years 🕡 later, 🕑 they're 🐂 all 💯 up. 🆙 And now 🧝♂️ this. This city's eating 🏪 itself. 👈👈 Maybe 👨🎨 it can't ❌ be 🤰 saved, but 👉 i 🙋♂️ have 🈶🈶🈶 to try. 😒 PUSH ❗🏽 MYSELF. 👈 These 🚑 nights 😈🌚🌟🌑 all 💯 roll 🎲 together 👨👦 in 🎻🎻🎻 a rush, 🏃♀ Behind 🌥️🌤️ the mask. 😷 Sometimes 🕐 in 🕺 the morning 🌅 i 🔥🚫 have ⭐👏 to force ✊ myself 😈👑 to remember 🤔 everything 🙌 that 🥺🕢🕚 happened 🤔😂😍
I saw a girl almost get gangbanged once. I did what any gentleman would do and jumped in front of her shielding her, sucking, jerking, grinding the offenders away one by one, well one by four. The maiden’s dignity was safe.
Laying there, vision a white blur, I reached outward to her. “Bobs….open…bo-, vagene to me..” then I passed out. Never saw her again.
allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?
edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!
Hi all, this is my first post so excuse any mistakes. My husband and I have been married for about 5 years now, and it's been a very fulfilling relationship. However, recently I have discovered a problem. My husband has a friend who l'Il call Clive. I saw my husband Ming him about "sussy cheeks" and looked into it. It turns out my husband is an avid fan of the game "among us" and as ridiculous as it sounds he has a terabyte of saved pornography from the game that he shares with Clive. I feel so insecure and am worried about how this will affect our sex life; will he force me to dress like a crewmate?? Advice appreciated.⚠️⚠️ITS BREXIT BITCHES!!⚠️⚠️ 🔜Brexit😫 is going down⬇️ on us like the value of the pound📉👅💦you know what that means!🍆🤤no more free 💶💷💰movement into the EU😪, but plenty😜 of free movement 🕺🕺towards➡️ this pussy 🐱🐱👅👄forget about the Northern Irish🇮🇪 backstop and load😫🥵 my backstop 🍑🍑with your backCOCK🍆 stock up on that imported milk 🍼🍼🍆and drink up💦💋 no one🙅♀️🙅♂️ is being conservative tonight🍼, it’s about to get wet🌧 💦 down at 1️⃣0️⃣down😛ing street! Don’t 🚫⛔forgot to succ 😤on that XXXtra big D🍆🍆.U.P,🤡 and make sure ✅your 📂📈deal💼📝 is yummy🍑 enough for the EU to accept👄! It's definitely a HARD 😫😪brexit🇬🇧 tonight. 👀 But are you thirsty 🥤🍼enough to stay in the CUMstains union??? 👊🏼💦?? I dont want to see any balls🍒 as blue🥶😱🔵 as our new passports📘📘 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest boris bitches💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre ready for a Jacob Rees SNOG🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for May day every day💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin parliamentary 🏤pussy 🍑in Europe! 🇪🇺🇪🇺 Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of MEP dick🍆🍆, and that you get lots of Brexit🇪🇺🚫 CUMMIES 💦 from your CORBYN🤡 COCK 🍆HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅BREXIT 🇬🇧🇪🇺