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My name is Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear.

    Original pasta
    My name is Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear. I live at 308 Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, Hurricane, Utah. 84024. To all night guard entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my Fazbear family now. [covers security camera momentarily]
Freddy Fazbear: Chica, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Golden Freddy, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few nights. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. End communication.

    Emily she/her

      Emily~she/they~BLM ✊🏿~ACAB~✨Eat the rich✨ global warming is real 🌎 ~🌈 panromantic pansexual nonbinary~Virgo 😻~Kill all mn 😘💕~ Cis het Whte people DNI 😼~Anti-fascist Socialist ☭~ STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG ❤️~ Depressed/has ADHD/has PTSD/~Reps lost the election!~ #BIDENWON, Divorced 3 times ~Has 3 boyfriends 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨 3 girlfriends 👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩 🇺🇸~Atheist ⚛️!~Vaccines save lives!~Support 🇮🇱~🐍💊 capitalism sucks ~ abortion is health care 🌈👩‍🎤 ~ I HATE ELON MUSK~#FREEHEALTHCARE ~ Transitioning is health care 🏳️‍🌈💉💊 is typing…
      🐺furry🐺 🚫🔫ban assault rifles🔫🚫 🟡🟨🔵🟦 ♋Cancer ♋

      TIFU by drawing a buff furry in my friend’s copybook

        ok so firstly i am a furry artist. well yea it might sound disgusting but i literally cant draw anything else since any furry is like 100x better than whatever i draw so it looks like i must accept my fate and take it with pride.

it was a geography class and i was watching some hentai anime with my catboy friend when the teacher announced the classwork we had to do. of course we didnt hear shit but we couldnt care less at the time

a bit later we leaned over and asked the guy ahead about our task. he gave us his copybook since hes already done it (what a quick son of a bitch) so we checked it out and copied the work.

this is when it dawned upon me to draw a buff furry on his worksheet. i mean, whats so wrong about it? ive already done it so many times with so many people so its like a habit for me. so i went ahead and made a hot furry fox with an aroused face and a massive cock in about a minute (practice makes perfect). my catboy saw me drawing him and giggled as he was purring for me.

so well ive done my dirty business and we returned the copybook to the guy and carried on watching our hentai. yet what we didnt seem to notice is that the dude hadnt checked the work one more time. at the end of our lesson we gave in our copybooks to the teacher.

and so uh it turns out that the guy hasnt erased the furry meaning hes still out there waiting for teacher to notice him… well i hope she wont mind that much

        ISKO MORENO DONT BE ANGRY

          😂Disco👄Moreno😃Versus👹Alfredy👍
          Original song
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          I want to bang the danganronpa bear

            Monokuma or Danganronpa bear copypasta
            Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the danganronpa bear so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a trial happens I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Monokuma. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Monokuma's tight furry ass. I want him to have my mutant human/bear babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my plush. I'd set up a "punishment time" and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PS4. I might not ever get to see Monokuma again.
            Holy 📷📷 fucking 📷 shit. 💩🏿 I 📷 want 📷📷 to 📷 bang the 📷📷 danganronpa bear 📷📷 so goddamn bad. I 📷 can't 📷📷 stand it 📷📷 anymore. Every time a 📷📷 trial happens I 📷📷 get a 📷 massive 📷📷 erection. 📷 I've 📷 seen 📷📷 literally every 📷📷 rule 34 📷📷 post there 📷📷 is 📷 of 📷 him 📷 online. 📷📷 My 💦🏿 dreams 📷 are 📷📷 nothing but 📷📷 constant fucking sex 📷 with Monokuma. I'm sick of 📷📷 waking up 📷 every 📷📷 morning with 📷 six nuts in 📷 my 📷📷 boxers and knowing that 📷 those are 📷📷 nuts 📷 that 📷 should've 📷📷 been 📷 busted inside 📷 of 📷📷 Monokuma's tight 📷 furry 📷📷 ass. 📷 I 📷 want 📷 him 📷📷 to have my 📷📷 mutant human/bear babies. Fuck, 📷📷 my fucking mom 📷📷 caught 📷📷 me with 📷 my plush. I'd set 📷📷 up a 🏽📷 "punishment 🏻 time" 📷 and 📷 went 📷📷 to fucking town. 📷 She 📷📷 hasn't said 📷 a 📷 word 📷 to 📷📷 me in 10 📷 hours 📷📷 and 📷 I'm 📷 worried 📷📷 she's gonna 📷 take away 📷📷 my PS4. I 📷 might 📷 not 📷📷 ever 📷 get to see 📷 Monokuma again. 📷

why is 🤔 there 👬✔ so 🚟💪 many 🍺❔ camera emojis ❤😩

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