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    OP is a Trump supporter.

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      OP is a Trump supporter.
      
      I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.
      Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.

      How are 13yos doing it but I’m 16 and have never even been in a relationship

        r/teenagers is a gold mine for copypastas
        I feel like every post here that's not a shitpost is about people getting into relationships or losing their virginity with a so or a fwb, etc.
        WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S STILL A LONELY VIRGIN? I seriously feel like I'm the only one, and it also doesn't help my self esteem, which is already really low. I think i look horrible (no I'm not showing my face) but many people have told me that I look better than most, but I don't believe that, because nobody wants to engage in a conversation with me, even when I start it.
        How are people so lucky while I'm here just getting more and more depressed as time goes on because I feel like I'm the only one not in a relationship or still a virgin which makes me feel like I'm inadequate, but I've tried everything I can, and it's still not enough.

        I went to Yoshinoya a while ago

          Yoshinoya is a Japanese multinational fast food chain, and the second-largest chain of gyūdon restaurants.
          Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
          I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
          Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
          Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
          Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
          You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
          It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
          There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
          "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
          You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
          Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
          That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
          the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
          Women and children should screw off and stay home.
          Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
          Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
          I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
          I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
          Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
          Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
          That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
          Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
          And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
          However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
          I can't recommend it to amateurs.
          What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

          Arabic Navy Seal

            ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة ، ولدي أكثر من يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف

            STOP SENDING ME TRAPS

              If you walked up to me, right fucking now, with me being a dude and you being a dude, and you were turned on by me, that would be GAY. It's no different for fucking traps. Just 'cause they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick; they got a dick and that's GAY! AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH! AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM, WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT, I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI!! STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES!! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS!! OH MY GOD!!!