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I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING THE DREAM SMP

    LIKE SERIOUSLY?!ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE DREAM SMP IS NOT ONLY A FUCKING GREEN BLOB IT HAVE A STORY BEHIND IT IF YOU AT LEAST WATCHED IT YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING BUT YOU DON'T WATCH ALL THE MEMBERS CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!AND LET US HAVE OUR FANDOM?! YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

    Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

      NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks
      This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.

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        Your mother and I had very loud

          Aight gramps, time for your schizophrenia meds.
          Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

          Mom found the poop 💩 sock 🧦

            A poop sock is a sock you poop in because you’re to busy playing WoW
            mom found the poop sock
            📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑
            
            This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥fucking🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️