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As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs

    Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.
    Okay I can see where he's coming from. From a shape language theory perspective, cocks are more attractive. They have a natural curve, a natural line of motion, and the cock head has naturally contrasting shapes, the shaft being a curved rectangle and the head being more triangular. The roundness of boobs communicates cuteness or comfortablility whereas the penis has a square and triangle shape, which communicates trustability but the triangle presents an edge, so perhaps the penis is not all it seems, which interests people.

Of course that's entirely from a purely shape language theory perspective lol.

    How to get rid of the smell of diarrhea on a gaming chair?

      He watched FNAF jumpscare compilation pt 67 😳
      So, I have a gaming chair in my office that is made of that like, leather/plastic stuff, and the other day, it got covered in the devil's brown sauce.

I didn't discover it until after about 10 hours I suspect.

I cleared it all up, have covered it in disinfectant spray, have gotten washing up liquid and scrubbed it and left it to soak, have tried fabreeze... The smell is still there (less so than before, but still there).

The problem is, if you sit on the chair, the smell gets into your jeans.

I tried folding a large towel over it, then sitting on that.

The smell gets through the towel, making it smell the same, and to your jeans, making them smell too.

How the hell do I clean this thing?

      They laugh at me because I’m emo 💔💔

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        They laugh at me because I'm emo- 💀🦋🖤⛓️
        THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M EMO  😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 
        they laugh at jungkook because he is emo 🖤 😢
        they 👥 laugh 🤣😂 at 😐 me 🧍‍♂️ because 😔 i'm 🤦 emo 😢🔫⛓
        They🤬laugh🥛at😂because🧐I’m🗿emo😭I↗️killed😩my🧍‍♀️gf🐺that’s😍why😔I’m🗽single🛐
        They 👦🏻 laugh 😂 at 👉🏻 me 👩🏻 because ➡️ I’m emo 🖤 💀 I 👩🏻 killed  🔪 my girlfriend👩🏻‍💼 that’s why I’m single 1️⃣
        they laugh 😂 at ➡️ me🙋‍♀️because I’m emo 🖤 ⛓🩸☠️i killed 🔪my girlfriend 💁‍♀️thats why I’m single 😔

        avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽

          avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽
          Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽
          Mango from Philippines 🥭🇵🇭

Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽

Apple from America 🍎🇺🇲

Sushi from Japan 🍣🇯🇵

Maple syrup from Canada🍁🇨🇦

          What if someone farted in the trojan horse

            True story I was there
            God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

            I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke.

              There is no god😰
              I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.