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Dream’s new song

    I suck 🥴 his dick 🍆 with a smile 😀for hours at a time, stare 😳 at his nutsack 🥜 while I hold back 😫my cum 💦 tonight and when he ask me what position I say doggy 🐕 style and when they ask me what position I say doggy STYLE 🐕😜✊🍆💦

    19 year old discord mod’s goodbye message to his 14 year old little kitten

      It was his sussy Kawaii femboy
      Whatever, this is my last message to you ever so remember this, I thought you were such a great person which is why I admired you and wished I could be like you but of course you became like this, I never claim to be innocent and I still don't but I know from what I can see that you are not a good person anymore, I got you a full price game because I cared a lot about you and so you didn't have to worry about the whole thing with your dad, I always had your back whenever you had problems, I trusted you with my secrets, I got you into anime, when you said you were leaving Discord that one time I jumped to try to help you I felt really close to you and then you just one day decide "Hey I'm not your friend anymore and I don't like you" without even an indication, you became a person that decided to play with my emotions, you took advantage of my trust that time when the confession bot was being used and then it turned out to be you and you allowed me to accuse people which made me look bad yet I still forgave you and let myself believe that you had a single ounce of care for me, sure I may be far from a good person but I at least am a loyal fried that would go many lengths to protect that friendship no matter what, but even after you said I was manipulative (which btw effected me to the point where I'm afraid to talk about my feelings to anyone) I still decided to believe you because I cared and thought you knew best but while talking to real friends that care about me for real I realize that you were wrong. You used to say to be so mature but now you act childish, you also seem ungrateful but with that being said I still know you're a trustworthy person kinda also me and the others have really liked the peaceful server ever since you guys with your spamming and wanting to say the N word left
      
      (And then a few weeks later he decided to message him exactly at 12 am on his birthday)
      
      12:00 am November 6 aka your birthday, I memorized when your birthday was because before all this stuff happened I was planning something for your birthday but I guess that can't happen now, and no Birthday bot is gone so that didn't remind me, I may not be the person you want to hear this from but Happy Birthday dude, I hope this year is full of enjoyment and happiness for you, you deserve it 👍this is the least I can do

      Spongebob is asexual

        Spongebob is asexual predator
        SpongeBob is asexual
        
        No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff
        
        He’s a fucking sea sponge
        
        They reproduce asexually

        AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS

          AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS
          AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS
          PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN 🤗 REAL 🤠 LIFE
          SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH 👾 MY 👅 CREW
          GOTTA 🥷🏿 SPLIT 😚 UP 🤡 SPREAD ⁉️ OUT 📮CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS 👻 TO 👽 DO
          GOTTA 👿 FIND 👺 THE 🤧 IMPOSTER 🤫 AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO 🛶 SA🅱️OTAGE
          WHO 📮CAN 🅱️ WE 🇫🇷 TRUST 😂 IN 🤪 THIS 🤯 AMONG 🤭 US 🤣 ENTOURAGE.

          Shitting Toothpaste Amogus

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            I microwaved my jizz again.

              Sylveon is a Fairy-type Pokémon introduced in Generation VI. It is one of the eight possible evolutions for Eevee.
              Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.