I tried to take him with me to the theater last night thinking he will get back to his senses, but he yelled saying that he is bored.
He even said it wasn’t as good as Spiderman (and later clarified “it was slightly better than the batman tho”)
I am heartbroken and lost. Help.
Edit: I disowned him.
Edit: my son is missing for the past few days. Please help.
Edit: the police at my door, i think im getting arrested.
Edit: do you guys know a cheap lawyer who can reduce my sentence for murder? I need help
Morbius truly has to be one of the films released in 2022 so far. Jared Leto did a job playing Morbius and the action was in the film. The film has storytelling and the CGI was animated. The side characters were along with morbius and the villain was a bad guy. The jokes were sentences. This film really is one of the films of all time, if not the last decade.
Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN!! 😡😡😡😡 He's consenting the MOMENT he got erect. Besides, most of the premises here a so retarded.🤪🤪🤪 "Heh, you better not cum inside or you'll be a daddy teehee" ... Yeah, because the dude is gonna be suffering from carrying the fetus on his body for 9 months, right? 😭 Tooootally something that would prevent him from empying his balls right that instant. 🤬🤬🤬🤬Besides the hot tiny girl carrying the dead weight of an unconscious dude from the street? Can't picture it. She can literally ask to have sex and 90% of teenagers would agree anyway, even with the S&M play. Blackmailing him to have sex again? 😳 I mean come the fuck on. The moment she unties him he takes the phone away from her skinny arms, how hard could that be? How shameful is it for a dude to get a post-sex pic uploaded to the net? Not very. The dynamics are way too different to work in reverse. Only way a woman could maybe rape you is if she sodomized you with a stick while you were sleeping.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This and That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it.”
