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Op please

    Op please just think of hugging your friend and your tummy is touching her tummy. She is same height as you and She is holding you tight. Think of how safe and warm you feel in this moment. Think of her tight jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of her deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

    Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

      Man Door Hand Hook Car Door is a trollpasta based on the urban legend known as "The Hook."
      man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
      "what is it honey?"
      "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
      "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
      "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
      
      so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
      
      the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

      A woman in my porn video?!

        Yanet Garcia. Your welcome.
        Fucking seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A FUCKING WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!
        
        I just can't anymore. First they invade my films and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.
        Fucking🍆🍑 seriously😡. I🧑 was🤨 just😖 jacking🍆✊💦 it🍆🤛 off💦 to🥵 some👌 porn👙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨📽️ and❔ guess🧐 what😲?! I🧑 came💦 across➕➕ a video🎞️🎥 with😱 a w×man🚫👩🤢🤢🤮 in👇 it🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️. A🤨 FUCKING👉👌💦 W×MAN🚫🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤮. I🧑 imediately😲🤬 knew🤔💭 this⬇️ was😫 the🤔💭 doing😱 of those😡🤬 damn🤬🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️s trying😖 to😦 force✊ diversity👧👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 into👇 my🧑 entertainment🥳. I🧑 could😞 feel😓 my🧑 masculinity💪 decrease👇⬇️ by⌚ the second🕛🕐 so😯 i🧑 clicked👉🖱️ away➡️ and searched💻🖥️🔍 for a video📽️🎞️ with😳😲 big💪💢 sweaty💦🥵 strong💪🏿 men🧔🏿 ramming🤜🏿💥🤛🏿 their🧔🏿🍆 hips🍑 against👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 each🧔🏿🧔🏿 others🧔🏿🍑🍆🧔🏿 round🔄 toned💅🏿 buttocks🍑✨. Like👌👍🏿 every🧔🧔🏻🧔🏼🧔🏽🧔🏾🧔🏿 respectable🤝 man🧔🤝🧑 should🧐 dammit🤬🖕!
        
        I🧑 just😤 can't😡😠 anymore🤬🤬🤬. First1️⃣ they👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿invade🇬🇧 my🧑 films🎬📽️ and🤔 now😦 my🧑😡 porn👙📽️? No😟, i🧑 won't🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ let🤬 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾. I🧑 declare🗣️📢 war💣 on every🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️ out➡️ there🗺️. From😧 now🔝 on🆘 i🧑 will😡 exclusively📽️ jack🍆👊💦 off🍆💦 to porn👙📽️ with➡️ white⚪ male🧔🏻 protagonists🗣️, and😕 i🧑 urge💪 you👆 to do👌 the same🧑. That👀 will teach👨‍🏫 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾

        WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹

          ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
          ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
          WE STAY HUNGRY😈
          WE DEVOUR 👹
          PUT IN THE WORK 💪
          PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
          AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
          It's about drive 😤
          It's about power 🤯
          We stay hungry 😩
          We devour 👹
          Put in the work 👨‍💼
          Put in the hours 🕜
          And take what's our ✊🏻
          ITS ABOUT DRIVE ⁉️ITS ABOUT POWER 🥶 WE STAY HUNGRY👹🍗WE DEVOUR😈🗣💯‼️PUT IN THE WORK 😮‍💨💪
          PUT IN THE HOURS 😈💪
          It’s about drive 💪 it’s about power ⚡️ We stay hungry 🤤 we DEVOUR 🍗 Put in the work 🏋️‍♀️ put in the hours ⏰ And take what’s ours 😟 Black and Samoan in my veins 😤 My culture bangin with strange 🤪 I change the game so what’s my motherfucking name?? 🤩 R O C K 😩 Desecration 🥳 Defamation 😖 If you wanna bring it to the masses 🤓 Face to face 🥶 now we escalatin’ 🤯 When I have to put boots to asses 😳 Mean on ya 😱 like a dream when I’m rumbling 🤥 you’re gonna scream mama 🥱 so bring drama to the King Brahma 🤠 Comin at you with extreme mana 😹
          It's about drive 😤
          It's about power 🤯
          We stay hungry 😩
          We devour 👹
          Put in the work 👨‍💼
          Put in the hours 🕜
          And take what's ours ✊
          ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😈 ITS ABOUT 😳 POWER 💪 WE STAY 😈 HUNGRY 🍗 WE DEVOUR 🦖 PUT 🚮 IN THE 🛠️ WORK 🧰 PUT🚮 IN THE 🕰️ HOURS ⏱️ AND 👿 TAKE 🤳 WHATS🏆 OURS 🏆

          I need a femboy

            Femboy is an adolescent male whose appearance and behavioural traits are regarded as conventionally feminine
            I just want a cute little femboy to please all my sexual needs, I would smash his boy pussy whusy and he would be like "Nwooo you boy cwant jwust boy cum in my boy pwussie sussie boy whussie", then I would be all like "YEEEEEEAH😎😎😎😎", then, when we are doing 69 (funny number big chungus), he would fart in my face accidentally, but then it wouldn't be just a boy fart ("bart", for the man of culture r/culture), it would be straight up shit, and I would happily eat all of it, and he would be like "What the fuck? Why are you eating my shit?", that question wouldn't be a wholesome 100 keanu reeves everyone liked that big chungus moment, then I would slap his butt as hard as I can and say "EMERGENCY MEETING, THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR AMANG US" and then he would say "Are you autistic?", then I would say "I KNOW WHO THE IMPASTER IS... MY PISS" and then I would eject my piss into his boy sussy whushy clushy amangus pussy, and it would be a real r/epic big chungy chungus chunguilus moment

            If Mr. Beast was in charge of Squid Game.

              Pog they died
              Today I took 456 of the most poor and destitute people of Korea ( who are also of my subscribers ) and challenged them to a series of 6 EPIC kids games and the prize is 45.6 billion won. What they don't know is if they lose they die. If you end up liking the video please smash like. But first I have to talk about this episodes sponsor Honey.
              
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              Now with that out of the way, ON WITH THE VIDEO
              
              Ok so we just brought them in and put them in their beds and this is insane.
              
              We literally have more than 450 here and we're going to see than play some games, for a bunch of money. Remember that every single person here is also a subscriber, on top of being financially destitute. So if you want a chance to receive tons and tons of money, make sure you hit the subscribe button down below as you can get a chance to play for money.
              
              Ok boys, its time to wake them up.
              
              I want Chris, Karl, Chandler, Nolan and Tareq to go down there and tell them the rules of the game. Here take these pink jumpsuits masks and these guns and go explain the situation to the subscribers.
              
              Ok so while the boys are going down I'm going to show you guys the first game our
              contestants are going to be playing.