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Brown Bricks Minecrap

    🅱️rown 🅱️ricks
    I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad
    Open dialogue
    [Mike] I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. 
    
    [Mike] Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? 
    
    [Inspector Gadget] I'm having a lot of fun. 
    
    [Mike] So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? 
    
    [Inspector Gadget] I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. 
    
    [Mike] Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. 
    
    [Inspector Gadget] You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? 
    Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! 
    
    [Mike] Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. 
    
    [Inspector Gadget] Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta!
    
    [Mike] No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft.
    
    [Inspector Gadget] Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?
    
    [Mike] Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game.
    
    [Inspector Gadget] Oh good, I love building sandcastles.
    
    [Mike] No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise.
    
    [Inspector Gadget] My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex.
    
    [Mike] Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity!
    
    [Inspector Gadget] But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me.
    
    [Mike] Oh, you think you can do better, huh?
    
    [Inspector Gadget] I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole!
    
    [Mike] He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of-
    
    (Inspector Gadget shots mike, killing him.)
    
    [Inspector Gadget] I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

    I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store

      I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and rested me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.

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          Super Idol lyrics

            Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            Open lyrics + emoji
            Super Idol的笑容🌕
            都没你的甜. 🌙
            八月正午的阳光. 💫
            都没你耀眼.  ⭐️
            热爱 105 °C的你. 🌟
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.   ✨
            你不知道你有多可爱.  ⚡️
            跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来.  ❄️
            你从来都不轻言失败. ☃️
            对梦想的执着一直不曾更改. 🌈
            很安心 当你对我说. 🌅
            不怕有我在.  🎇
            放着让我来. 🌆
            勇敢追自己的梦想. 🌌
            那坚定的模样. 🌄
            Super Idol的笑容. 🎆
            都没你的甜. 🏙
            八月正午的阳光. 🌉
            都没你耀眼. 🏞
            热爱 105 °C的你🌠
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🌇
            在这独一无二. 🌃
            属于我的时代. 🌁
            不怕失败来一场. 🎐
            痛快的热爱 🧸
            热爱 105°C的你.  ❤️
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 
            在这独一无二. 🧡
            属于我的时代. 💛
            莫忘了初心常在. 💚
            痛快去热爱.  💙
            热爱 105°C的你. 💜
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 💕
            喝一口又活力全开. 💞
            再次回到最佳状态. 💓
            喝一口哟. 💗
            你不知道你有多可爱. 💖
            跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来. 💘
            你从来都不轻言失败. 💝
            对梦想的执着一直不曾更改💟
            很安心 当你对我说🏳️‍🌈
            不怕有我在♩
            放着让我来ღ💌ღ
            勇敢追自己的梦想   ⁽⁽ଘ😇ଓ⁾⁾
            那坚定的模样   (///ω///)
            Super Idol的笑容   (๑°⌓°๑)
            都没你的甜   (*^▽^*) 
            八月正午的阳光   (☆^O^☆) 
            都没你耀眼   ::ೖ(⑅σ̑ᴗσ̑)ೖ::
            热爱 105°C的你   (✪ω✪)
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水    (ˊo̶̶̷ᴗo̶̶̷`)
            在这独一无二     🍯
            属于我的时代.  🍩
            不怕失败来一场.  🍭
            痛快的热爱. 🍮
            热爱 105°C的你. 🍧
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🍬
            在这独一无二. 🌏
            属于我的时代. 🐬
            莫忘了初心常在.   🦔
            痛快去热爱.  🎄
            热爱 105°C的你.  🕊
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.  🐾
            喝一口又活力全开.  🌷
            再次回到最佳状态   👑
            喝一口又活力全开(。•́︿•̀。)
            Open original lyrics
            Super Idol的笑容
            都没你的甜
            八月正午的阳光
            都没你耀眼
            热爱 105 °C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            你不知道你有多可爱
            跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
            你从来都不轻言失败
            对梦想的执着一直不曾更改
            很安心 当你对我说
            不怕有我在
            放着让我来
            勇敢追自己的梦想
            那坚定的模样
            Super Idol的笑容
            都没你的甜
            八月正午的阳光
            都没你耀眼
            热爱 105 °C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            在这独一无二
            属于我的时代
            不怕失败来一场
            痛快的热爱
            热爱 105°C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            在这独一无二
            属于我的时代
            莫忘了初心常在
            痛快去热爱
            热爱 105°C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            喝一口又活力全开
            再次回到最佳状态
            喝一口哟
            你不知道你有多可爱
            跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
            你从来都不轻言失败
            对梦想的执着一直不曾更改
            很安心 当你对我说
            不怕有我在
            放着让我来
            勇敢追自己的梦想
            那坚定的模样
            Super Idol的笑容
            都没你的甜
            八月正午的阳光
            都没你耀眼
            热爱 105°C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            在这独一无二
            属于我的时代
            不怕失败来一场
            痛快的热爱
            热爱 105°C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            在这独一无二
            属于我的时代
            莫忘了初心常在
            痛快去热爱
            热爱 105°C的你
            滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
            喝一口又活力全开
            再次回到最佳状态
            喝一口又活力全开

            Lazy SCP writers be like

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