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Hit or miss😩😩

    Hit or miss😩😩I guess she took the kids huh😏😏she got a boyfriend, I bet she knows he beats ‘em🤛🤛💋mwa💋she lied in court and now she gets to keep them🙌🙌 I’ll get to see them once or maybe twice a week, hun👅👅
    Hit 👊👊or miss👋😩I guess🤷‍♂️she👩 took the kids 👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧‍👦huh😫😫she got a boyfriend👷‍♂️, I bet she 👩knows he beats ‘em🤛🤛💋mwa💋she lied 😬in court 👨‍⚖️and now she👩 gets to keep them🙌🙌 I’ll get to see👀 them 👨‍👧‍👦once 1️⃣or maybe twice2️⃣ a week, hun👅👅

    Ever since I got fit

      Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
      
      I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist

      I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di

        Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here That walk around Blue like my corvette its in and outside Blue are the words I say And what I think Blue are the feelings That live inside me I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here That walk around Blue like my corvette, its in and outside Blue are the words I say And what I think Blue are the feelings That live inside me I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di 
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        [Intro]Yo, listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue Like him, inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around' Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)
        [Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
        [Verse]I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here that walk around Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside Blue are the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me
        [Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
        [Verse]I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here that walk around Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside Blue are the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me
        [Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
        [Bridge]Inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around' Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen)
        [Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

        Blue Lives Matter

          I'm blue
          blue people don't exist. this is offensive. i have never in my life met a blue person. SMURFS ARENT REAL GUYS. IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS BLUE LIVES MATTER, SMURFS ARE NOT REAL THERE ARE NO BLUE PEOPLE. and even if they were real, they do not matter. i hate smurfs. theyre ugly and short. i could step on them. they have big noses. i just want to pick them up and bite their heads like laffy taffy. DO NOT STAN BLUE LIVES

          My child is gay 😡😡😡

            So my little boy (13) told me he was gay this morning. I can't believe I raised such a misogynistic boy 😭😭😭😭😭I can't believe my own child wouldn't like women 😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😢😢😢how😟😟😟😟 could I make my child so sexist he completely rejects women and be comes a full male 🤬🤬🤬 SUPREMACIST😡😰😰😰 I can't believe he only likes men what a full sexist I'm kicking him out of my home IMMEDIATELY😓😮‍💨😮‍💨😱😱😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 THIS IS HORRIBLE🤬🤬 THIS IS😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 NOT MY FAULT ITS THE ERICSON'S THEIR MOM IS A PIECE OF SHIT😳😤😤 DIVORCED FUCK 🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠😡😠🤬🤬😠😡😠THEIR CONTAGIOUS GAYNESS RUBBED OFF ON MY SWEET BABY BOY AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!??!!??!

            Response to translation of “lolicon” to “pedophile”

              Literally 1984
              Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.
              
              The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.
              
              Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.