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    Fidget spinner

      Im 👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!
      if my girl👧😍and fidget spinner߷ both dying😱and I can only save one 😤😬catch me at her funeral 😔👻🌹spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎
      It sickens 😤😷 me that people associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with autism. 😢🙏 I'll have you know 🎓🔬 that mastering 🏆1⃣ the ߷fidget spinner߷ is no easy feat. 🚀🌕 You have no idea 💡🤔 how much time🕐📆, effort🎻🚴, and money💵💰 I put into this passion 💘🌹 of mine. I had to sell 💸😭 to three of my hghest ⬆💎💯 quality vape pens 🚬🚬🚬 and work ⏰👷 additional hours at Best Buy 👔💳💵 in order to be able 🏃💪 to afford the limited 👄🎀💲 addition Triple 🐉🐉🐉 Dragon Deluxe™ ߷fidget spinner߷. You have no 🙅❌⛔ idea how long I trained 🚴🏊🏈to master the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, do you train 🚄🚂 for 8 hours a day, every 🙌📆 day to perfect 🚩💎💯 something you are "passionate" 💖💋🏇 about? Didn't think so. 👊😠❌ And I'm not even done 🏁🚗🏁 perfecting my form 🔴🔶⬛ yet. You see, the ߷fidget spinner߷ is much more than a toy📱🎁🎠: it is the most unique 🌠❄👀 and inspirational ⛪🙏🏆 form of art 🎷🎬💃 of the 21st century 📱💾🚇 only respected by the most 🎓📚📝 intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest 🏂🚴🏆 "athletes" put as much time 🕐📆 into perfecting their sport ⚽🏀🏈 as we do into mastering the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, what "sport" ⚽🏀🏈 requires as much concentration, 🔬🔍👓 effort, 💪🏇🔨 flexibility, 💃🐍🍝 and intellect 📙📚✏ than the art 🎷🎬💃 of performing the perfect 💞🌀spin♻🔁? I'll answer 💡🔦☀ that for you: none of them. 😡🙅❌ I swear, if I ever 👂hear👂 someone associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with "autism" 😢🙏 again, I will be more than willing 👊👊👊 to put then in the ground. 🔫🔪⬇ I wouldn't fucking care ✊😤 if I was put in jail. 👮🚓🔐 I am willing to sacrifice ⛪🙏 my own well-being 💅👅💄 to defend 🗽💂🚯 not just my passion ߷߷߷, but my ߷߷life߷߷.
      Today 👨🏾📅daddy ❤️😘💯 had me over at his house 🏡🌊 for a pool 🏊 ⛱💦 party 🎉😁 with some🙈🕶⛱ of his friends 👫😒 👬 i knocked 🛎on his front ➡️ door🚪🏠and he 👨🏾😄 opened🔄➰ it and he took↗️☑️ me out🔚 to the pool🔱😇 to where his 👨🏾👨🏼😃friends were 💞💓and it was so hot♨️😣🛑💯 outside so i jumped🏊‍♂️😱💦 in the pool and when 🕒🕣i got out ⬆️⛔️there was water 💧💦 dripping 💧😨💦 down my cute 💓🧡🍒tiny princess 👑 👸 bikini 👙💝and daddy 👨🏼💀got angry 😡😱🚫at me 😼😿🤠because i was making him👍✊hard👉👌🍆 in front of his friends 👀👅so he took me😏😍 back to his room 😱👀🛏 and told me😖to take off 🔞🎀my tiny pink🎀🛍 bikini 👙so i did👅🍆 and i didn’t know 🚺❓🧠 what he 🚷was gonna ⁉️⚠️do and then daddy 😏😱reached over 👉🌚and opened⛓💉 his desk drawer 🚺✅☀️and pulled ➿↗️🔗out a fidget🖍🔓 spinner 🌀🌀and he spun😏😱💉 it so fast 🌀🌀vsssssshhh 🌀💦😱wow⚠️ it spun🍆💦🌀 so quick ➿then he told 🔊💬🙈🙊me🐤 to lay down 💏🛌📢on 🛃the bed 🛏 and open 🆙❤️my legs👀 for daddy 👨🏼 so i did 🆗🚺and daddy spun🌀💦👨🏼👀 the fidget 🍆➿spinner🌀➿ as fast 💨 🔥 as he could 🙊and put it up🆙⬆️ my tight⚫️❗️ little princess 👸 👑 ass oh it felt 💎💸so good the 🌀🌀vssshhhhh🌀🌀 spinning of the fidget💎🛠spinner felt👸 so good🎖🎢🎡 then daddy 👨🏼👨🏿got another2️⃣ fidget 🌀spinner 🌀and spun➿➿ them both 2️⃣up ⬆️my tiny ass🙊 "oh yes"💬 i said 💬to daddy 👨🏼and he spun🌀💯 them and i could feel❗️👀💨 my tiny ass 💨🍆tearing💉💨😱 in half😰😰 and it was so cute😍😍 i love❤️💞💓💯 daddy 👨🏼👨🏻so much❤️❤️💯😘😍

      Despite making up only 13% of the population

        Despite making up only 13% of the population copypasta
        Despite making up only 13% of the population, blacks make up 52% of crimes.
        Despite making up only 13% of the population
        Despite only making up 13 percent of the population, black men commit nearly 52% of all the murders in the United States, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of black men commiting these murders are probably ages 18-40 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Americans are commiting around 50% of the murders.

        Ninja – “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset

          Ninja its just a game copypasta
          The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. 
          
          There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

          Sonic Boom: Knuckles on feminism

            You know, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.
            “You know, Amy,” Knuckles chimes in, “anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.” Staring back at his astonished friends, he adds, “What? Just because I’m a meathead doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist.”

            gf is prego

              > gf is prego
              
              > we like to get kinky anyways
              
              > one night things get particularly saucy
              
              > i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
              
              > wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
              
              > i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
              
              > ohshitohshitohshitohshit
              
              > i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
              
              > she's still bleeding everywhere
              
              > by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
              
              > oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
              
              > storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
              
              > he takes one look at her and says
              
              > "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
              
              > "WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
              
              > "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
              
              > mfw