Pizza, pasta, put it in a box. Deliver it to my house and put it on my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock. Cheesy on my peeny and some sauce-a on my balls.
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This? No.
This? No!
This? Only if that's what you're into.
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