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Mahesh “Marved” Deva

    Marved is a pro Valorant player for Optic
    Mahesh "Marved" Deva is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic Gaming, previously known as NV (Navyug Vidya-games), an electrical sports (e-sports) organisation in Assam, India . He is lovingly called jizmo, or more famously "dat cold boi" because of his expertise in coolant systems. He can often be found smoking in garage while TPing (Tele-Phoning) into girls' DM's.

    Punjabi “FNS” Methamphetamine

      FNS is a pro Valorant player for Optic
      Punjabi "FNS" Methamphetamine was a Dungeons and Dragons character who rolled a natural 20 on Intelligence and a natural 1 on Aim. After stacking enough points on his Intelligence stat he gained sentience and transcended into our reality, where he has since pursued careers as a professional player of tactical first person shooter "Counter-Strike" and its cartoon sequel "Valarante".

      I wish I wasn’t gay so I could stop getting turned on by “deez nuts” jokes.

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        It almost never fails. My best friend I got back home after baseball and he hit me with his infamous deez nuts jokes again. I hate that I fall for most of them and I hate how he delivers the punchline so sensually. "Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face." "Deez nuts in your mouth" "Howsma cock feel in your mouth." "Stigma dick in your ass." At some point the jokes don't even make sense like "Let me stuff my cock down your throat." "Suck on my fat juicy nuts." Instead of me finding it funny, I just get turned on instead. I'm like "go ahead bitch I'm waiting." It's like that meme "jokes on you I'm into that shit." It's worse when we're sweaty, naked, adrenaline still pumping in the locker rooms after a game right before a shower and he pulls out his wonderful jokes. It's like he's *trying* to make me hard on purpose. I'm almost certain he knows what he's doing. But I kinda love it. I joke back with him too and he falls for mine but I still feel a lot of sexual tension. How could you look another man in the eyes and say "I'm gonna stuff my cock down your throat." without someone getting a hard-on.