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TIFU by drawing a buff furry in my friend’s copybook

    ok so firstly i am a furry artist. well yea it might sound disgusting but i literally cant draw anything else since any furry is like 100x better than whatever i draw so it looks like i must accept my fate and take it with pride.
    
    it was a geography class and i was watching some hentai anime with my catboy friend when the teacher announced the classwork we had to do. of course we didnt hear shit but we couldnt care less at the time
    
    a bit later we leaned over and asked the guy ahead about our task. he gave us his copybook since hes already done it (what a quick son of a bitch) so we checked it out and copied the work.
    
    this is when it dawned upon me to draw a buff furry on his worksheet. i mean, whats so wrong about it? ive already done it so many times with so many people so its like a habit for me. so i went ahead and made a hot furry fox with an aroused face and a massive cock in about a minute (practice makes perfect). my catboy saw me drawing him and giggled as he was purring for me.
    
    so well ive done my dirty business and we returned the copybook to the guy and carried on watching our hentai. yet what we didnt seem to notice is that the dude hadnt checked the work one more time. at the end of our lesson we gave in our copybooks to the teacher.
    
    and so uh it turns out that the guy hasnt erased the furry meaning hes still out there waiting for teacher to notice him… well i hope she wont mind that much

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      I want to bang the danganronpa bear

        Monokuma or Danganronpa bear copypasta
        Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the danganronpa bear so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a trial happens I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Monokuma. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Monokuma's tight furry ass. I want him to have my mutant human/bear babies.
        
        Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my plush. I'd set up a "punishment time" and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PS4. I might not ever get to see Monokuma again.
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        why is 🤔 there 👬✔ so 🚟💪 many 🍺❔ camera emojis ❤😩

        HAPPY PERSIAN NEW YEAR SLUTS!

          🎊💃💃 Happy Nowruz 🌞🌱🌸 all you PERSIAN 😻 SEXY 👅👙 SLUTS! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️💅 Yeah that’s right it’s the Persian New Year 🌞🗓 again and you know 😏 what that means: it’s time to prepare 💁🏻‍♀️ Haft-Seen 🌱🍎🧄 and jiggle dat 👉 HEFTY 😱 ASS 🍑 like your MAN 🧔🏻‍♂️ has never seen! 😳 What time ⏰ is it? Uh oh, 😯 it’s almost time, ⏳ so get 👏 ready 👏 cuz on the moment ☝️ of the spring ☘️ equinox you need to SPRING 💨🤸‍♀️ on SEVEN 😱 MIGHTY 💪 PERSIAN 🧔🏻‍♂️ COCKS! 🍆 Now close your eyes 😣😫 and open 👐🏽 your thighs 🦵 and make a wish 🧞‍♂️🪄 for a year 🗓 full of health,👩‍⚕️ wealth, 🤑💰 and new 🆕 dicks 🍆🍆 with good 👍 GIRTH 🪵😱 and LENGTH! 📌😫 Send 📲 this to 🔟 of your DIRTIEST 🦠👅 thot friends 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ or never 🙅🏼‍♀️ get called a Persian 👠 slut 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻 again! If you get 0️⃣ back: you’re Khamenei’s wife 😔 3️⃣ back: you’re a Persian 👄 pussy 🍑 princess 👸🏻 5️⃣ back: you’re Cyrus the Great’s 👑 submissive 👼 slave 🥵 🔟 back: Xerxes😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

          Imagine you are a japanese student and like vtubers.

            Vtuber copypasta
            Imagine you are a japanese student and like vtubers. One day, you go to school, and you have a new teacher. She doesn't look very special, but her voice sounds kinda familiar. You start your lesson and forget about it. Break starts, and you start speaking to your friends. You tell them what you did yesterday. You mention that pekora stream you watched. Suddenly, you see how the teacher reacts nervously. You think its strange, but you don't pay much attention, since that one friend just dropped some weird lines about Luna.
            
            Break is over, you start your next lesson. Your teacher starts laughing
            
            HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA
            
            There is no doubt. Your bones start shivering, your eyes are getting hasty. Sweat drops form on your face. You remember the time you imagined weird things with pekora. You start to feel ill. "Is everything alright" the teacher asks. Its too much, you can barely hold it in. "Yea im fine, peko" you say. The whole class looks at you. Everybody thinks you are an even bigger weirdo than you are. The teacher is the only one (apart from your friends group) knowing where that came from, for she is pekora

            I Pushed my Bully into a Meat Grinder

              Least fictional post on reddit.
              Every. Single. Day.
              
              Ever since I was twelve years old and in seventh grade. My bully, who I will call Brad, tormented me, and the rest of my seventh grade class. Brad was an intimidating, 6'2", bulky, black dude who had been held back three grades. Even though he was unpopular, no amount of wedgies and swirlies would fill any of us with enough vengeance to cross him. Even the teachers made an exception to their "maintain a 70% average to play sports" rule so that he could play on the football team. And we absolutely demolished other schools when it came to football.
              
              We had to put up with Brad's beatings and snarky remarks for years. No one dared to stand up to him. No one except me, the week when my eleventh grade home economics class went on a field trip to the local butcher, to learn how to properly prepare meat.
              
              After learning the basics... how to skin cows and gut chickens, we moved onto the climax of the trip. The large, rusty, electric meat grinder which sat in solitude along the back wall of the faculty. Wasting no time, the butcher explained to us how the grinder functioned, and gave a quick demonstration, making ground pork. He then gave each of us a turn. Unafraid, I went first and seamlessly fed a cut of pork into the grinder. It proceeded to spiral out the other end, without any complications.
              
              "Good job, u/squidwardspinkdildo." The butcher told me, "But remember, be careful." He instructed, grabbing a lone sneaker which lay under the table that the grinder was situated on. He fed the sneaker into the grinder, and, despite its size, it was immediately shred into pieces. "I don't want to have any accidents today. Not again."
              
              We all stared at him, but he offered no clarification.
              
              The rest of us took turns grinding our meat. One by one. I made eye contact with the pretty blonde girl in my precalculus class who I used to speak to, before Brad swooped in and took her from me. She smiled at me, and I wanted to smile back, but Brad was standing just a few feet away from me.
              
              I was sick. Tired. Infuriated. Everything good in my life, Brad had taken from me. My pencils, my homework, the love of my life, my new sneakers. All ruined. And as I felt all of my bottled anger boil up, I knew I wasn't having it this time.
              
              The pretty girl finished her piece of meat, and Brad was next. As he leaned in to place his meat onto the entrance of the grinder, I gave him a firm shove. He was quickly pushed off balance and fed face-first into the meat grinder. I took a step back as his blood squished out around the grinder, and watched all of his innards swirl out of the exit. He didn't have time to scream. Didn't have time to process what was happening. Dumb Brad was now nothing more than a pile of ground meat. And it felt good.
              
              Immediately, my class applauded me. Everyone clapped. The mutilated hands of Brad even looked to be clapping. No one was disgusted by the mess, we were all just too happy to see him go. I felt no remorse. For the first time in my life, I was genuinely proud of myself. My class left the butcher that day, clapping as we entered the bus. When we got back to our school and were let out, my whole town was clapping for me.
              
              The next day, I was made President of the United States. Despite being Canadian, it turns out, standing up to the people who demean and intimidate others is just the kind of courageous act that gets recognised internationally.
              
              I know people have been complaining about the influx of revenge fantasies on this sub. I assure you all that every detail in this story is 100% not fabricated.