how do you feel?
ten seconds after recording that tiktok
and it's just you
alone
surrounded by syrup
and who cleans all that?
is it you?
do you wipe the countertop?
scrub it hard, I presume.
and all that on the floor.
do you get on your hands and knees?
on all fours
and wipe endlessly?
bow down
like you're worshipping some god
one who certainly doesn't look kindly on you
and when you try to get up
from those impossibly sticky floors
does your body stay?
as if trapped in hell?
I hope so.
Beat up a FNaF fan, what are they going to do? Stuff you into their fursuit?
Beat up an Undertale fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a grown man?
Beat up a DDLC fan, what are they going to do? Say Okie Dokie?
Beat up a BATIM fan, what are they going to do? Throw ink at you?
Beat up a Gravity Falls fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with your sister?
Beat up a Star vs The Forces of Evil fan, what are they going to do? Convince you on why Marco and Star are the best ship ever?
Beat up a Miraculous Ladybug fan, what are they going to do? Justify Marinette's behavior?
Beat up a TOH fan, what are they going to do? A Lumity AU?
Beat up a She-ra fan, what are they going to do? A Catradora AU?
Beat up a Danganronpa fan, what are they going to do? Insult your kins?
Beat up a Haikyuu fan, what are they going to do? Talk about some character's ass?
Beat up a SNK fan, what are they going to do? Insult MAPPA?
Beat up a BNHA fan, what are they going to do? NSFW drawings of minors?
Beat up an One Piece fan, what are they going to do? Force you to watch an 1000 episodes long anime about a pirate with stretching powers?
Beat up a Hunter x Hunter fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a pedophile?
Beat up a Kimetsu no Yaiba fan, what are they going to do? Talk about how good the animation is?
Beat up a "cute girls doing cute things" anime fan, what are they going to do? Call you a racial slur?
Beat up a hentai fan, what are they going to do? Ask for the sauce?
Beat up a lolicon, what are they going to do? Tell you that there are cookies on their van?
Beat up a fujoshi, what are they going to do? Ship you with your best friend?
Beat up a furry, what are they going to do? Draw NSFW of your dog?
Beat up a Countryhumans fan, what are they going to do? Ship your country with its colonizer?
Beat up a MCYT fan, what are they going to do? Use their diamond sword?
Beat up a Gacha fan, what are they going to do? Make a heat edit out of you?
Beat up a Henry Stickman fan, what are they going to do? The distraction dance?
Beat up a Steven Universe fan, what are they going to do? Bootlick Spinel?
Beat up an Among Us fan, what are they going to do? Eject you from the ship?
Beat up a FPS games fan, what are they going to do? Shoot at you?
Beat up a countryballs fan, what are they going to do? A comic making fun of your country?
Beat up a Plants Vs Zombies fan, what are they going to do? Plant a Repeater?
Beat up an Yandere Simulator fan, what are they going to do? Defend Yandere Dev?
Beat up a JoJo fan, what are they going to do? Suck your dick?
Beat up a Kakegurui fan, what are they going to do? Get horny about it?
Beat up a Vocaloid fan, what are they going to do? An edgy Hatsune Miku song?
Beat up a k-pop fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up an american pop diva fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up a TV series fan, what are they going to do? Explain to you how it suddenly gets better on season 32?
Beat up a MLP fan, what are they going to do? Draw you as a pony?
Beat up a Friday Night Funkin fan, what are they going to do? Harass a mod developer?
Beat up an OSU fan, what are they going to do? Shit on Friday Night Funkin'?
Beat up a Genshin Impact fan, what are they going to do? Explain why Chinese femboy no #8027 is the hottest character in the game?
Beat up a Cookie Run fan, what are they going to do about it? Put the cookies that their mom made to them on skirts?
Beat up a Dream SMP fan, what are they going to do? Fake having DID online?
Beat up a Sailor Moon fan, what are they going to do? Whine about Sailor Moon Crystal?
Beat up a Hollow Knight fan, what are they going to do? Repeat the same joke?
Beat up an Amphibia fan, what are they going to do? Explain how Marcy and Anne are definetly gay and have a crush on eachother?
Beat up a Homestuck fan, what are they going to do? Type in an extremely stupid way?
Beat up a League of Legends fan, what are they going to do? Gain more 300 pounds?
Beat up a Doom fan, what are they going to do? Make their music stop?
Beat up a SCP fan, what are they going to do? A 700000 words long Wiki entry on a door that makes you cum blood?
Beat up a Squid Game fan, what are they going to do? A 15ft doll?
Beat up a Dragon Ball fan, what are they going to do? Argue if you could beat Goku or not?
Beat up a Roblox fan, what are they going to do? ######?
Beat up a Terraria fan, what are they going to do? Brag about how their game has much more stuff than Minecraft?
Beat up a Sonic fa...(remembers the Sonichu incident)....maybe just stay 100 miles away from Sonic fans.
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
Rise of Kingdoms is a sick new RTS game where you can socialize with friends, conquer new territory, and fight in epic real-time battles. You start off by choosing which of the 11 civilizations you want to play as, from Rome, to Germany, to Japan! And then you recruit and train real historical heroes to your crew like Ghengis Khan or Cleopatra. You can embark with your army on a journey in the vast world. You can camp outside enemy bases then seize their territory at the opportune time in the game’s realistic warfare. With your spoils you can customize the architecture of your own city. You can construct schools, hospitals, markets, and more to set up a thriving economy and defend your land from opposing threats. And right now new players can enter the code on screen to get 200 gems, 2 silver keys, 100,000 food, and 100,000 wood for free from now to September 13. So be sure to click the link down below in the description to try out this game. Thank you so much to Lilith Games for sponsoring me.
Itulah dia game baru kita..
Nama game ni adalah rise of kingdoms..
Basically game ni ada kelebihannya..
Apa kelebihannya?mari aku tunjuk ya..
Tak silap aku ada enam la bangunan yang korang boleh pilih..
Eh betul la enam..aku hebat rupanya hahahaha..
Actually game ni nk main 8jam pun tak cukup..
Memang layan la dibuatnya ok!!!
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If you're a fuckin fair dinkum fucking full grown aussie, this is what'd you have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB, LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya
