HEY ๐๐คฃ๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ KIRITHOTS โ๏ธ๐ผ๐๐ป IT'S 6๏ธโฃ NOVEMBER 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ AND THAT MEANS IT'S โโฐโTIME TO GET YOUR ๐ฎ๐น๏ธ๐ต NERVE GEAR ON ๐๐คค๐ซ๐คฏ!!!!!! Send this (โ ยดโ โโ ฯโ โโ `โ )โ โ message to 5๏ธโฃ naughty ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ beta ๐ค testers you want to form ๐๐ฆ๐a family ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ with when we ๐ get trapped ๐ฌ๐จ in โ๏ธSAOโ๏ธ!!!!! IF you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ that means YOU'RE A ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ PRO ๐ฎ๐น๏ธ๐ฎ GAMER AND WILL GET TO SUCK ๐๐๐ซข๐ ON ASUNAS ๐๐TITTIES ๐๐. Share โก๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธor you'll end up being stuck on the ๐ฅ floor ๐ฑ๐ซฃ๐ก!!
BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA ๐๐คฃ i jjust PEED ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ OH THAT WAS SO ๐๐คฃ ๐๐๐๐ FUN- ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ-NNY ๐คฃ AAAAAA ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ I COULDNT ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ HOLD MY LAUGHTER ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ -RS ARE AT MY ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ DOOR HAHAHA ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME ๐๐๐๐ LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ THEY ARE ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ BRINGING THE ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ POLICE ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I GOT TO THE POLICE ๐คฃ STATION FOR ๐คฃ๐ INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ TALK BECAUSE OF ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ THEY DECIDED TO ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ OF COUR- ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ -SE I COULD NOT TALK ๐๐คฃ๐ TO THE JUDGE ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ PENALTY ๐ ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐ NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ AND GUESS WHAT, ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I AM LAUGHTING at ๐ YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA ๐คฃ THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ ) WISH AND I SAID ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ I WANT TO ๐๐คฃ๐ SEE YOUR JOKE FOR ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ THE LAST TIME ๐๐๐ HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐ I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH ๐๐คฃ๐ NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA ๐๐คฃ๐ AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE ๐๐๐คฃ๐ IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I'm dead ๐ (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
So i was masturbating with gatorade like a normal person and then I came. I was putting my dick in the juices of the gatorade and thrusted faster. Felt like heaven was sucking me. The thrusting was 2 minutes, I thrusted for too long. I tried to edge but i nutted in the bottle. Felt so good but now I'm worried if i am kicked out of NNN so am i?
Batman, I -I
I caught uh-
I caught a little Pokemon
Do you wanna know
What Pokemon i caught?
What Pokemon do you caught, Joker?
I caught a Lopunny, Batman
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
No Nut November isn't about depriving yourself of pleasure.
It's about showcasing your Warrior Spirit.
Everyone has an internal war.
The human mind versus the animal body.
Show your body that You are King. That you are not a Slave to your Desires.
Embrace NNN.