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    HEY ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ KIRITHOTS โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ‘ป IT'S 6๏ธโƒฃ NOVEMBER 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ AND THAT MEANS IT'S โŒ›โฐโŒ›TIME TO GET YOUR ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ต NERVE GEAR ON ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฏ!!!!!! Send this (โ ยดโ โŠ™โ ฯ‰โ โŠ™โ `โ )โ โ†’ message to 5๏ธโƒฃ naughty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Š beta ๐Ÿค– testers you want to form ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘a family ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’ with when we ๐Ÿ˜ get trapped ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜จ in โš”๏ธSAOโš”๏ธ!!!!! IF you get 3๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”™ that means YOU'RE A ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ PRO ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ GAMER AND WILL GET TO SUCK ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ˜ ON ASUNAS ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’TITTIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’. Share โžก๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธor you'll end up being stuck on the ๐Ÿฅ‡ floor ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ก!!

    BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

      BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ i jjust PEED ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ OH THAT WAS SO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ FUN- ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ-NNY ๐Ÿคฃ AAAAAA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I COULDNT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ HOLD MY LAUGHTER ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ -RS ARE AT MY ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ DOOR HAHAHA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ THEY ARE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ BRINGING THE ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ POLICE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I GOT TO THE POLICE ๐Ÿคฃ STATION FOR ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ TALK BECAUSE OF ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ THEY DECIDED TO ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ OF COUR- ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ -SE I COULD NOT TALK ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ TO THE JUDGE ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ PENALTY ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ AND GUESS WHAT, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I AM LAUGHTING at ๐Ÿ˜‚ YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA ๐Ÿคฃ THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ) WISH AND I SAID ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ I WANT TO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ SEE YOUR JOKE FOR ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ THE LAST TIME ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      In response to a funny joke

        I'm dead ๐Ÿ’€ (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

        Does cumming inside a gatorade bottle count for failing NNN

          So i was masturbating with gatorade like a normal person and then I came. I was putting my dick in the juices of the gatorade and thrusted faster. Felt like heaven was sucking me. The thrusting was 2 minutes, I thrusted for too long. I tried to edge but i nutted in the bottle. Felt so good but now I'm worried if i am kicked out of NNN so am i?

          I caught a Lopunny Batman

            Batman, I -I
            I caught uh- 
            I caught a little Pokemon
            
            Do you wanna know
            What Pokemon i caught?
            
            What Pokemon do you caught, Joker?
            
            I caught a Lopunny, Batman
            I caught a Lopunny
            
            Oh No, Joker
            Don't tell me
            
            You already know, Batman
            You know what i'm gonna do
            TO THAT THING!
            
            JOKER!
            It's an animal, Joker!
            You can't
            
            BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
            I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
            
            NO OH MY GOD! NO!
            
            I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

            Embrace NNN

              No Nut November isn't about depriving yourself of pleasure.
              
              It's about showcasing your Warrior Spirit.
              
              Everyone has an internal war.
              
              The human mind versus the animal body.
              
              Show your body that You are King. That you are not a Slave to your Desires.
              
              Embrace NNN.