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Girlfriend’s breasts NFTs

    A non-fungible token is a unique and non-interchangeable unit of data stored on a digital ledger.
    So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.

Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.

Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?

    I want to pin you against a wall

      This is literally just a erotic literature. There's absolutely no joke.
      I want to pin you against a wall and start slowly makeing out with you as my hands go down your body, I starts rubbing against your dick untill it's hard and then I'll put my hand in your pants and just start slowly jerking you off untill your struggling to kiss back and then I'll take your pants off and slowly move down and put it in my mouth and go as deep as I can and I'll get it all slobbery and we and then I'll push you on the bed and take my top of and my pants and get ontop and just slowly start ridding you, and then I'll speed up and just watch you looking at my tits bouncing up and down untill I here you grunting and breathing heavy.........

      I released white fluid from my penis.

        NTA your dick, your rules
        Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?

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          I just nutted in November

            NNN = Non-stop nut November
            I just nutted. That's right, endless semen pouring out of my cock with dopamine racing through my brain. And to top it off, I did it in November. Upset? Angry? Good, I hope you're angry. In fact, I purposefully nutted on the 1st of November, just out of spite for you and your... challenge? Challenge? This isn't a challenge - you not drowning in all the cum I'm going to release from my penis this November will be a challenge because there'll be enough cum to fill all the world's atmosphere when I'm done with this month! And December. And January - yes you silly inferior Redditor, I masturbate every single day and have done for the past five years and there is, quite literally, nothing you can do to stop me. Not only that, but I also have sex every two days and, again, there's nothing you can do to stop me nutting this November. Day in, day out, not cumming for clout: too bad. It may even surprise you to know I'm cumming right now, this instance. Go on, cry to your "girlfriend" about me, whilst she gets cummed in by a man who isn't willing to fuck over their sex life for thirty days for some karma.

            I want to impregnate Hu Tao

              Hu Tao is a playable character in Genshin Impact. She is the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
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              Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.

That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in

way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick

the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,

I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal

union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,

I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of

our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave

out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just

to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously

while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown

up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak suuch filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my

gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face

and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain

just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her

more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet

so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase

myself in the cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I

don't know what I'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the

Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath

with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased

her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of

her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't

do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hu Tao's

shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.I love you, Hu Tao. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you're up there on that debate

stage talking about Philippine debt or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hu Tao. I'm waiting for you.

I'll always be waiting for you.