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Sir Gideon Ofnir the All Knowing

    Another quality Elden ring copypasta
    Tarnished, a word. I heard you conspired with Ranni the Witch.

I understand. The need for puppet gush is strong. Do you think I've not felt it? In my quest to be all knowing, I too have known the draw to the blue cunny. With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle.

And then imagine ten more.

Just tell me this: When she was miniature and in your grasp, did ye... stick 'er in a jar? And did ye fill that jar with your tarnished seed? I'd do the same if given the chance.

Be on your way then. To the capital.

    Not my proudest fap

      Based opinion about "Not my proudest fap"
      Why do people always say not my proudest fap when refering to really wierd or bad porn? What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interacial porn you should be way more proud than if you only cum to a man and a woman having boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you cum it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just cum to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push on against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.

      I fucking love Irelia’s butt

        Irelia from LoL copypasta
        I fucking love Irelia's butt, I want to bury myself between those cheeks and just inhale the raw scent of the stank as it slowly crushes my skull

        Meowbahh apology

          Meowbahh is a vtuber on Tiktok
          Konnichiwa everybody. Meow just wanted to make a quick video to apologise to the fandom.*Munches food* Meow did not realise the r word was a slur used against mentally challenged people. Meows heard the word many times in meows life and never knew it was a slur. Arigato for educating meow. Gomenasai friends. Meow promises never to say that word again. Meow hopes the disabled fandom feels better soon <3. *Eating noise* b u r g e r. Arigato!

          Fun facts about Morbius

            #morbiussweep
            Fun facts about Morbius! 🦇

1. He is a Marvel legend. 🦸‍♂️🤩

2. He is super fit (pilates helps). 🧘‍♂️💪

3. He needs to consume blood to live. 🩸 👅

BAD GUY: Who the hell are you man?

MORBIUS: I. Am. Venom.

4. He is NOT Venom. 🐍⚫️

MORBIUS: I’m just kidding, it’s doctor Michael Morbius, at your service 😉.
            Mobius is the best film ever created. When I went to see it, there was literally nobody there. I was the only one. Obviously that means everyone went to see it on opening day. Because they were that hyped for it. This film is a masterpiece. I advise everyone to watch it. They even give you a theatre all to yourself.

My favourite part is when Mobius walks up to Vulture and says "hey, I think we need to form a team."

"What should we call it?"

" I don't know. Let's make it something sinister. Were gonna do sinister things. "

"Are we some sinister squad or something?"

"Wait, say that again."

"Say what?"

"What you just said, bozo."

"Sinister?"

"That's fantastic."

"wait, say that again..."

They smile at each other and it cuts to black.

Movie ends. "Morbius will return in "Mobius 2: Mobius and the Sinister 6""

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