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So I don’t care about sex and whatever

    So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.

I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.

She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my cock." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.

She wont respond to my texts.

Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"

Now im blocked.

    Go white boy go

      Go white boy go copypasta
      I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL.
The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and shout go white boy go
      I. FUCKING. HATE. AMERICA. 
The black kids at school make me do the fortnite dance & shout “go white boy go”

      You Have Been Banned From Mickey Mouse Club

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        You have been banned from the Mickey mouse club for inappropriate behavior.
        YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL BEHAVIOR

WE HAVE CAUGHT YOU MOLESTING PLUTO FOR THE 12TH TIME NOW ALONG WITH SHOVING YOUR HEAD UP MICKEY'S ASSHOLE

        NA “Near Airport”

          NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the VALORANT Champions, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
          NA "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of VALORANT Champions, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations.
          NA aka “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL , they are investing in VALORANT Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

          Christmas Cockmonster

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big cock and massive gains this 2022 and thank them for everything they've done❤️

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