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gf is prego

    > gf is prego

> we like to get kinky anyways

> one night things get particularly saucy

> i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

> wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

> i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

> ohshitohshitohshitohshit

> i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

> she's still bleeding everywhere

> by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

> oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

> storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

> he takes one look at her and says

> "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

> "WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

> "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

> mfw

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      Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD’S HOUSE

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        The security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY, leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused, EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! This episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular staple in Spongebob's episodes, and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all. All Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself, but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick, can it?
        Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME,

and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.

all Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself. but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick. can it.

        its monday… already?

          its monday... already??
          Classic meme
          its monday...
already??


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u know what that
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          its monday... already?? :) u know what that means. Time To Shake Youre Tail Like This Funny Cat Doe    s   :) Happy a Good Monday :) Please Share :)

          We serve poop here sir

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            I'll have a double triple chungus deluxe, on a tit, 4x4 really nigga style, extra chungles with a pogger, light nut grease, make it kek, fuck it, and let it cum. 

We serve poop here sir

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