i am a fully grown adult cannot fathom why you imbeciles have the impulse to say "nice" when you see 69 because I the fully grown adult personally have acquired the ability to suck my own dick and ipso facto do not see any niceties in a number that implies my own hindrance.
My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!
Am I the asshole for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.
UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.
I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone.
Aye yo, lemme get a B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A🅱️oneless 🅱️izza™Can I get a...
🅱️🅾️NELESS 🅱️ℹ️💤🅰️ WI🅱️ A 2L OF 🅱️OKE
Tf kind of pizza? And... 2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE We got 1L tho
The fuck you mean 🅱️
Look let me get my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS
Uh dawg pizza don't got bone on it
The fuck did I just say then
You said LEMME GET IT 🅱️ONELESS Like pizza got a damn bone on it
YALL GOT 🅱️🅾️NES IN YA SHIT THEN
DICK HEAD👋 ni🅱️🅱️a tell me how the fuck pizza can be boneless
if it don't got bone on it, iss 🅱️🅾️NELESS
kid what school do you go to
I don't understand the problem... Just make my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS DEADASS
IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS 🅱️IZZA-Ya pizza what u want?
-lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke
-fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE, we got 1 liter tho
-fuk u mean B? aight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS.
-uh? pizza dont got bone on it.
-tf did i just say then
-you said, lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it.
-yall got bones in ya sht then
-nah
-so whats the problem
-D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it
-just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it
-bruh just explain to me how the fuk pizza can be boneless?
-if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS.
-son what school u go to
-dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless Deadass
-Im deadass not making this pizza..
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Nurse: his heart just stopped in his sleep 😔
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Chicken and macaroni
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