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League is so toxic

    League of Legends copypasta
    My jungler called me an “omega fart” and I really took that into heart and even ended up crying. Why would anyone say such a thing? I’m NOT an “omega fart” I am a human being. What the fuck even is an “omega fart”? Fuck this game.

    I met Tyler1

      Tyler1 copypasta
      I met Tyler1 about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tyler1 himself.
      
      I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Tyler, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tyler put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

      Ides of March

        today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Greece that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
        FRIENDS 😲 ROMANS 🤣 COUNTRYMEN 👏‼️ LEND 🤙 ME YOUR 👵🏼 EARS 👂🏼🙏 You Know 🎓📚 What 🤔 Today 📆 Is ⁉️ BEWARE ⚠️🙅🏽‍♂️ the IDES ✅ OF MARCH ‼️‼️ RIP 😇😢 To My Man 👨🏽 JULIUS CAESAR 🌿😔😭 Today 📆 you must 😾👍 RIP 💨THAT JUULius 😂😩 in the 👏 name of CAESAR 🌿😂‼️ Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ ANCIENT ROMANS ‼️ for unlimited 👏🔂 RIPS 💨 of that JUULius 🙏🌿
        It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE FOOLZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL MF HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR 🔥 DIOCLETIAN 🔥💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🙌🏻WORLD🙌🏻🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣
        ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

        Schrodinger’s blowjob

          Cursed Schrodinger's blowjob copypasta
          Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

          I love god. 🙏

            I love god copypasta
            I love god, like I literally love him so much! LIKE OMG I like to put my large 50cm dick into his ass😏 and start whooping like jeSUS christ Oma Lawd SOOOo hottie uwu!!!🥵 He make me wanna come in like 2 seconds but I need to hold it because I am a good prayer so I need to satisfy before myself so I will suck his cock before doing anything right, he will come foutain of holy susy come in my mouth and i swallow it !!!1!? BECAUSE IM A GOOD PRAYER🤲🙏!!! UESAYESSIR! Im LIL NAS Y hahah so i will stay in heaven and sheeesh zamn with JEsus not with satan sheeesh zamn!11 less go mf🤪 I will read The Bible for me and Jesus children everyday!11🧾 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT! AND GOD IS THICK ASS AF SHEESH ZAMN DADDY GOD UWU HARDER DADy🥶💯🥵🔥

            little german boy don’t go into #nsfw

              Boobtitten analcocken
              no little german boy don’t go into #nsfw
              
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