I WANT A MONKEY TO RIP OPEN MY ASSHOLE AND RAPE ME SO FUCKING HARD AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I WANNA GO BAREBACK WITH A SILVERBACK
I WANNA COOM WITH A BABOON
I WANNA GET FUNKY WITH A MONKEY
I WANNA EAT THE FETUS OF A RHESUS
I WANNA HAVE A VERVET BE MY PERVERT
I WANNA HAVE A MANDRILL'S MAN-DRILL
I WANNA PYGMY TO PEG ME
I was only twelve years old. I loved Suisei so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Suisei every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Suisei is love", I would say, "Suisei is life". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Suisei. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Suisei. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Suisex". She grabs me with her small fingerless-gloved hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Suisei. She sprays Suipiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Suisei. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Suipiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Suisei. She sings Stellar Stellar, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Suisei looks him straight in the eye, and says, " Otsumachi". Suisei turned into a comet and leaves through my window. Suisei is love. Suisei is life.
Yeah I’ll start fucking jacking off and smearing my jizz all over my face and hair and chest and stomach. It’ll be like a daily ritual for me. Three pumps and I’ll smear it all over myself. Just think of that American psycho scene: I live in the Midwest. Out in the country. I wake up in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm. I like to begin my day by jacking off five times into a towel, and then I rub the towel over my face. This gives my face a soft glow. Many women have complimented me on my soft face..I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use my deep pore clensing semen. In the shower I use a water activated cum cleanser, then a honey cum body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating jizz scrub. Then I apply an semen-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave seminal lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective cum.
Stop saying the word cum so much are you fucking retarded? What's so funny about semen? AHAHAHAHA CUM COOM CAM CAM HAHAHA LOOK AT ME. SEXSEXSEXX AAAHHAAHAH!!!!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKE IT STOP. Me (M18) and my gf (F19) were doing the good sexy sex when I decided to browse Reddit and then I see it: CUM!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????? THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IMMATURE AND MY GF LEFT ME AFTER SHE READ THAT! THATS SO FUNNY FOR YOU ISN'T IT???? ISNT IT WHAT YOU WANTED??? NOONE RUINS MY SEX SEXY SEX SEX WITH MY FEMALE COMPANION.
Sincerely, FUCK YOU
Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.
Okay, I have a confession to make. I love women. I really love big breasted women. I've had a dream for a truly long time to suckle on a well matured woman's beautiful nipples and taste her supple milk. I want to lick and suck her massive areolas as she holds me close and calls me her little good boy. I want to sip from her natural love mounds until my mouth is full and it begins to spill from the sides of my lips. I want to hear her sing me to sleep as I drink from her holy grail of maternal affection. Basically what I'm trying to say is, I need a mommy to share her mommy milkers.