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Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy's a lost cause. He's obviously made up his mind, why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here.Liberal school -vs- Republican school
Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣
8:00: get on 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 trans bus🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈😧
8:40: transgender class
9:00: burn flag school😦
9:30: blm terrorism class🤯
2:00: Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣
3:00: vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨
Republican School 🇺🇸
12:00 praise American flag😏
1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍
2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸
3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸
4:00. Muscles class👍💪
Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸
Which school better smart?🧐Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think
in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.Schödinger’s Blowjob
Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?Discord Down
Discord's down. Fear not, kitten. Daddy shall return with nitro in clutch. The six month one, like promised. However, those at Discord headquarters... shall not be treated so mercifully. Anyone who severes my connection with kitten will experience a hell no devil can offer!i cant talk to my kitten.....grr....my...demon..arecoming out..iCANT HANDLE THIS..10 mins without discord.. i miss my kittens.. i dont know what to do.. i think im dyingI WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD
I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BRAIXEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE FOX WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER FOX BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER FOX PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE BRAIXEN I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BRAIXEN HELP ME FUCK BRAIXEN SO HORNY FOR FOX ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A POKEMON TRAINER AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN FIGHTING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN