s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and coll
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
Who is Hooxi? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Hooxi thinks, I agree. If Hooxi speaks, I’m listening. If Hooxi has one fan, it is me. If Hooxi has no fans, I don’t exist.
Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.
God imagine the smell of Serana's asshole just imagine it. 2,000 years of accumulated farts and shit all compressed, fermented and saved up for that very moment. It would be like the Mona Lisa of smells. The absolutely putrid gas and liquid coming out on her first fart after 2,000 years most be absolutely succulent. All of that mocus like liquid all stuck up on my nose. God I'm cumming rn just thinking about it. And just imagine the smell of her hairy musty and fungus filled armpits and her rotting feet. She giving me an armpitjob and my dick looking like an orcish dagger after. God I'm cumming again.
A couple of weeks ago, we bought our son(M 14) a new BLÅHAJ toy for Christmas. I(M 53) didn’t know why, because he was 14 and felt he would of matured out of plushies by now, but we bought it for him anyways since his grades are pretty good. We also stopped seeing it after a bit so I just thought he did mature.
Well, I figured it out just yesterday. What happened yesterday was that his mom, my wife(F 50) finished making dinner for all of us, and called my son to the living room to eat. But he didn’t show up, we figured he was playing video games (He always plays something called League of Legends or something) and was just finishing something up. But after 15 minutes and him saying nothing, I was furious and barged into his room.
What I saw still is shocking me, and I see it every time I close my eyes. He was wearing a black mask, the type you’d wear during the pandemic, long pink socks that went all the way up to his thighs, and a buttblug. His BLÅHAJ was even worse however. It had 2 pretty small holes stabbed in it with a knife right where the tail joins the body and the inside of the mouth. He made it wear a ball gag, cat ears, and he stole a pair of her mothers fishnet stockings, cut it in half, and put it on its tail.
The BLÅHAJ was horrifying. I’m assuming he started fucking it ever since we stopped seeing it. The BLÅHAJ was entirely white, every bit of color it had looked like it was painted over white.
When I had barged into his room, I let out a shriek as i saw his bare ass with the butt plug, fucking the BLÅHAJ in the hole he had made near the tail. He turned around trying to tell me that it wasn't how it looked. But it was exactly how it seemed like. When he picked it up there was his fucking SEMEN dripping from the BLÅHAJ plushie and going on the ground, and it was making a squelching noise when he lifted it off the ground. I don't think he used it for just fucking either, as it smelled like piss too. (I bet if I had squeezed it, 100 gallons of pure semen would come out) And if you had replaced all the semen on the floor with blood, it would of been the most gruesome crime scene ever documented.
We have now disowned him, and he has ran away to his friends house. We also want to throw the BLÅHAJ away, but we are too disgusted to even remotely get near the damn thing. We don't know what to do with it, we want to call 911 but are afraid we might get fined if they think we are overreacting, or just simply laughed at and hung up on. We have barricaded his room with spare furniture just to stop the smell of his fucking semen taking over the house.
