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Coming out as morbsexual

    Morbius copypasta
    In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

    I want amber and Elon to adopt me 😳

      Why? 🥺 I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy 🤗 Ever night we would snuggle 🥰 And they tell me a bed time story 🤫 And then we kiss 💋 And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😤 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family 👨‍👩‍👧

      My brother won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!”

        Stand back! Its morbing time!
        Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!” he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its morbing time!”
        
        I’m losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb

        Amber Heard post-trial statement on Twitter

          Amber Heard Twitter statement after the trial
          The disappointment I feel today is beyond words. I'm heartbroken that the mountain of evidence still was not enough to stand up to the disproportionate power, influence, and sway of my ex-husband.
          
          I'm even more disappointed with what this verdict means for other women. It is a setback. It sets back the block to a time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out could be publicly shamed and humiliated. It sets back the idea that violence against women is to be taken seriously.
          
          I believe Johnny's attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issue of Freedom of Speech and ignore evidence that was so conclusive that we won in the UK.
          
          I'm sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost a right I thought I had as an American - to speak freely and openly.

          OWOifier version

          The disappointment I feew today woday is beyond wowds. I'm h-heawtbwoken t-that the mountain of e-evidence stiww was nyot enyough to stand up to the dispwopowtionyate powew, infwuence, and sway o-of my ex-husband.
          
          I'm even mowe disappointed with what this vewdict means fow othew women. It is a setback. It sets back the cwock to a time when a woman w-who spoke up and spoke out couwd be pubwicwy wubwicwy shamed and humiwiated. It sets back the idea that viowence against women is to be taken sewiouswy wewiouswy.
          
          I b-b-bewieve J-Johnny Wohnny's attownyeys succeeded in getting the juwy to ovewwook the key issue of Fweedom of Speech and ignyowe evidence that was so c-c-concwusive t-t-that we won in the UK.
          
          I'm sad I-I wost this case. But I-I a-am saddew stiww that I seem to h-h-have wost a wight I thought I had as an Amewican - to speak fweewy weewy and openwy wenwy.

          When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

            Morbius morbin morbality morbed
            When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

            GAY IS BAD!!! I HATE GAY MONTH!!!!!!!

              IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡