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Shape of cock😔(by cock Sheeran)

    Shape of cock by cock Sheeran

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    The club isn't the best place to find a cock😔

So the cock is where I go😔

Me and my cock at the table doing shot😔

Drinking cock and then we talk slow😔

And you come over and start up a cock with just me😔

And trust me I'll give it a cock now😔

Take my cock, stop, put Van the Man on the cock😔

And then we start to cock, and now I'm singing like😔

Girl, you know I want your cock😔

Your cock was handmade for somebody like me😔

Come on now, follow my cock😔

I may be cock, don't mind me😔

Say, cock, let's not talk too much😔

Grab on my cock and put that body on me😔

Come on now, follow my cock😔

Come, come on now, follow my cock😔

I'm in love with the shape of cock😔

We push and pull like a cock do😔

Although my cock is falling too😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

And last night you were in my cock😔

And now my cock smells like you ,Every day discovering something brand new😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

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I'm in love with your cock,Every day discovering something brand new😔

I'm in love with the shape of cock😔

One cock in we let the story begin😔

We're going out on our first cock😔

Cock and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat😔

Fill up your cock and I fill up a cock😔

We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour cock😔

And how your cock is doing okay😔

Leave and get in a cock, then kiss in the cock😔

Tell the driver make the cock play, and I'm singing like😔

Girl, you know I want your cock😔

Your cock was handmade for somebody like me😔

Come on now, follow my cock😔

I may be cock, don't mind me😔

Say, cock, let's not talk too much😔

Grab on my cock and put that body on me😔

Come on now, follow my cock😔

Come, come on now, follow my cock😔

I'm in love with the shape of cock😔

We push and pull like a cock do😔

Although my cock is falling too😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

And last night you were in my cock😔

And now my cock smell like you,Every day discovering something brand new😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

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I'm in love with your cock😔

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I'm in love with your cock😔

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I'm in love with your cock,Every day discovering something brand new😔

I'm in love with the shape of cock😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

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Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

I'm in love with the shape of cock😔

We push and pull like a cock do😔

Although my cock is falling too😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

Last night you were in my cock😔

And now my cock smells like you,Every day discovering something brand new😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

I'm in love with your cock😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

Come on, be my cock, come on😔

I'm in love with your cock,Every day discovering something brand new😔

I'm in love with the shape of cock😔

    Copypasta Theatre

      Alpharad and his "Copypasta Theatre" copypasta
      I like how Alpharad doesn’t realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

      Masturbating is more important than your education and life.

        Masturbating is more important copypasta
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        I just smashed my 4K TV

          Super Bowl 2022 copypasta
          I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
          I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my superbowl party because of the Rams performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

          Vaporeon has had enough

            A response to the cursed "Vaporeon is literally build for human" copypasta
            Response to the original Vaporeon copypasta
            Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?

Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.

Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.

But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.

            How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?

              You average chess enjoyer
              Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.

He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.

We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.