Day in the life of a Chinese citizen
- Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!
- Live in Beijing
- Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area
- Eat deep fried urine eggs and stray dogs for breakfast
- See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi
Jinping
- Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time
- Finally reach the factory the next day
- Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture power rangers themed dildos
- Co-worker tries to commit suicide but the nets stopped him from falling
- Do this for 7 years
- Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married
- Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a
housing bubble crisis
- Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50
years
- Watch state-authorised news channels and jack off to Xi Jinping's speeches
- Go on reddit and twitter and insult Indians and Americans and uphold the name of the
glorious CCP
- Sleep after having a wonderful day in the prosperous and flawless land of CHINA!
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So a queen is of course a girl right? At least in ancient times and pawns can turn into a queen so all pawns must be girls too and pawn can turn into any piece except the king that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl
so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR
This is why Chess is hot
This might be weird but like... moss giants & hill giants just make me feel so good. Certain methods just get me turned on so to speak, not sure how to explain it. Toes are curling at peak xp rates sorta thing. A lot of stuff ingame, them and i, we're almost more than friends. I know it sounds weird but sheeesh i cant get enough of it
I've been experiencing sporadic night terrors for over a month stemming from an experience in the wilderness.
As someone who hates that damned area of the game, for some reason I wanted to try for the Chaos Elemental pet as my Thermy grind had gotten boring after over 7.5k kills and no pet in sight (yes, I know it's 50/50, you either get it or you don't - my luck is just bad).
Anyway, I geared up in welfare, powered up my Craw's bow, and ventured out into the void that is the wildy. As someone who rarely goes into the wildy, I was naturally shaking - the mouse barely holding steady over the logout button in case a white dot appeared. The facade of safety I was employing was narrowly hanging on.
As I approached the Chaos Elemental, I wrapped around the Rogues' Castle to minimize my presence and then proceeded to fucking the Chaos Elemental up after luring it close the castle. Not even two kills in a maxed main appeared running from west to east towards me. He had the symbol for five loot keys above his head. My heart started pounding and my vison began fuzzing up.
I tried running, but was frozen in place by this heathen's ice barrage. A few moments later, six or seven other maxed accounts logged in around me. They all proceeded to bend me over and spec me out with AGSs.
After losing a few hundred K in ether and my pride, I took the teleport of shame to the G.E., where I sold back my Craw's bow that I bought not even 45 minutes earlier. I then stared blankly at my screen for several minutes before logging off and heading to bed.
Fast forward to 4:00 AM. I wake up or what I believe to be waking up to a sense of dread. My body felt glued to the bed - I couldn't move or make a sound. I peered towards the doorway adjacent to the corner of the room I was in. I saw what looked like two men in robes and hoods staring back at me, facial features cloaked in the darkness. I screamed in my mind as I was completely muted in the reality I was in during this terror.
I was then shaken awake by my wife who told me I was moaning. She asked if I was okay. I told her everything as I wept quietly in her embrace.
Never again will I kill shit in the wildy.
I'm not talking about your grandma's house pking dog. I'm talking load up, packing rune scimitar into magical short bow spec pow pow pking. We don't play no games at the GE. We running, gunning. Clappin and slappin. Barrage? Get the fuck outta here. In my day we ate swordfish for brekkie lunch and din din. Combo eats? Combo my rune 2 hander to the dome for a fat 16er. You want bridding? Kiddie game is down the street loser.
