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    HOLY SHIT. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. DO NOT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU SAW THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE STUDIED EVERY SINGLE FORM OF MEDIA EVER. YOU NEED TO HAVE THOROUGHLY STUDIED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOLECULE ON THIS PLANET. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE GONE ACROSS THE ENTIRE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE AND DOCUMENTED EVERY ATOM. YOU NEED TO ACHIEVE GODHOOD AND KNOW WHERE EVERY SINGLE ELEMENTARY FUCKING PARTICLE IS IN THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE, WHERE IT WAS AT ANY GIVEN TIME, AND WHERE IT WILL BE. SIMULATE EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAS OR HASN'T BEEN IN THE SPAN OF AN INFINITELY SMALL TIME ON REPEAT FOREVER, AND THEN YOU CAN READ THIS.
    
    Anyways, here's what I was gonna say:

    my girlfriend won’t peg me.

      Is it gay to want to be pegged?
      my girlfriend won't peg me. She says i'm gay. First, I am 100% straight, but I just want to be bent over have someone behind me pounding away. I want her to do that. Is it gay to want to be pegged?

      Gardevoir is literally one of the most

        Gardevoir is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Gardevoir is 5'3", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'3", Gardevoir is also only 103LBs, so, theyre lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Gardevoir, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of gravity, while also distorting dimensions. So, not only does this mean that Gardevoir can do anything they want ignoring gravity, but they are literally capable of making a pocket dimension in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Gardevoir is telepathic and feels a strong emotion connection to their trainer, so, they will know before you that you're horny, she literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Gardevoir, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Gardevoir can learn double team, so, now you get to fuck two of them. Gardevoir can learn charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Gardevoir can learn mean look, combining this with double team, means not only do you get a tsundere on your dick, but also a submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.

        it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸

          Every January 6th emoji copypasta

          🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year ago today 📆 a LOAD 🥵💧of our brave brothers 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ and BRATTY 😳 stepsisters 👯‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ rode 🔥😏 that TRUMP TRAIN🚊🚂 all the way to the capitol 🏛 where they BUSTED 💦💦💦 in to protest 🤬😡 a rigged 🔗⛓ ERECTION 🤯🤯🤯 and defend 🤜🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻 our freedom 🇺🇸 to FUCK ‼️‼️😍😜 insurrection? ❌ more like insurSEXion 😏💦 fake news 😠🤥🤡 wants you to think 💭💭 it was a terrorist attack 💣💥 on democracy 😒😭😖 but the only terror 😳😱was how HARD 🥵 our CLIT-licking 😛🍭🍦 liberators 🇺🇸 FUCKED😈🤗🍆 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩🍌 cock sucking 👅😋 conservatives 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another throbbing member 🍆🍆🍆of congress 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a secret 🥸🧐 antifa agent🕵🏻😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a full fledged 😜🇺🇸true ameriCUNT 🍑🇺🇸

          Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day

            Every January 6th emoji copypasta

            Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫  INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!!
            Happy 😊 insERECTION ✊🍆💦 Day 🌞 my slutty 😩 little 🙇‍♂️ PATRIOTS 🇺🇲 !!! TODAY 📅 is the day 🌞 DADDY 🙍‍♂️ TRUMP 🍊 ORDERED 👉 THE PROUD 🏳️‍🌈 BOYS 🙍‍♂️ to STORM ⛈️ the capitol's GIRTHY 😏 DOME🍄 and PENETRATE 👉👌😩 the HALLS 🏛️of CONGRESS 👨‍💼 and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇲 wasn't 🚫 the only 🔞 one ☝️ to ⤵️ go down ⤵️ that day 🍆😏 TODAY 🌞 is a DAy📅 to SLURP UP🍴👅 FACEBOOK 💻🧓🧓MISINFORMATION AND HUNT 🏹🏹for SATANIC 👹😈CANNIBALS ☠️🍖AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA 🍕👨‍🍳PLACE !!! MAKE SURE ✅ TO CHECK👀 YOUR 5G 📞TOWER 🗼 FOR THAT SWEET 🍪AND SALTY🧂 😏 PATRIOT. 🇺🇲 JUICE 🍹!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 !!!

            Debunking the existence of females

              A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮
              "FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!😱😱
              
              A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮 to enslave men!!!!😱😱😱😱😱
              
              PROOF👉👉 "FEMALE" stands for;
              
              F ake
              
              E ngineered
              
              MALE !!!!
              
              😱😱😱😱😱😱
              
              So be 😰😰CAREFUL😰😰 around someone who claims to be a 😡😡"FEMALE"😡😡 because they might be a 😱SPY😱 sent by the 🤮GOVERNMENT 🤮 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
              
              If you 😡DONT😡 farward this to 20 👨‍🦱people🧒 😨LITTLE TOMMY😱 will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs 👁️👁️
              
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