I (30m) on my 30 birthday I got an new expensive camera from my dying grandparents. So I decided take pictures of their horses since they weren’t going to see them soon. While taking pictures of their gracious bodies I seemed to slip on this sticky stuff on the floor. On the ground I was able to take pictures of their giant cock, I got carried away and started taking multiple pictures maybe 30 not a lot well not enough. I then showed them to my dying grandparents and they were furious (I don’t know why).
Word got out and they said they were cutting me out of the will. So now my wife and family members know. My wife of 6 years is saying she going to divorce me and my family members have cut all contact. I don’t think i did anything wrong, just showing my grandparents the most interesting part of the horses. Anyway now everyone hates me so Reddit AITA for showing my dying grandparents 4k horse cock?
Edit: So i’ve read some comments saying I’m not TA (downvoted for some reason) and haves taken their advice and take pictures of their ass instead.
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You know what? I'm just going to say it. This server fucking sucks. I don't give a shit if the admins will mute me or if I get banned, but I want to get my message across, because it amazes me how many idiots in this server have a poor taste in quality. This server is like a fucking mental ward, and you all need to seek help. It's always the same damn shit everyday, and nothing new ever comes out of anyone's shriveled brains. Where are all the dank memes? Where are all of the good jokes? Where is all the dark humour? All I see is the same fucking Tumblr screenshots, and it's honestly boring as fuck. ALL of you are boring as fuck, if I'm being frank. I have pity for your parents, because I wouldn't question how would I able to nurture someone so milquetoast and ignorant for 18 years without putting a bullet through my head. You're all lame as fuck. I feel more stupider interacting with you all, and I wouldn't want to spend another second in this toxic atmosphere. Hell I'm actually glad this group exists. It keeps all the unfunny pricks away from the server that appreciate quality in their content. I hope you all get drafted and never come back. I'm done with you assholes.
Child here. My mom confiscated furry porn that I drew 2 months ago. She was looking through my folders because couldn't find this assignment that was due. She got to the folder. I tried to tear it away from her, but she shoved me and told me to go to my room. So I'm in my room with a knife about to slit my wrist or something and then she calls me back down and yells at me, then hugs me, then asks why I was drawing that, then tells me that she used to draw stuff like that when she was my age but I still shouldn't unless I raise my grades. My 9 yo brother is sitting at the table while this is happening. My mom made me clean out my backpack and threw the porn away. I still sell it at school and my grades are still shit, but I have a 100 in art, so it's not all that bad.
I have an idea for the Minecraft 2.0 update. We will finally get all the important things that we have been missing for the longest time. After years and years of eating, the player character (most commonly Steve) has eaten lots of food. But, all of this food after all of these years has had nowhere to go. But fret not, because in the biggest update ever Steve will take the biggest shit ever. The more food you have eaten across all of your Minecraft worlds, the more blocks that will slowly slide out of Steve’s gaping anus. The process to obtain this will be fully animated, and these blocks will have a very special property. They have a stinky effect that wards off all mobs, unless of course the mob in particular has the poop kink from the next part of this update. Mobs will now have fully animated breeding animations, Along with kinks. Some animals will get into a breeding state by being hit, others will be attracted to your shit, and this along with possibly more than 50 other kinks. This is the breed and feed update.
The release of the new FNAF game has for sure gotten the FNAF R34 subreddits buzzing again especially with the new additions to the cast like Glamrock Chica and Roxy Wolf. Unfortunately the thing that seems to be dividing the FNaF r34 community is the new main character in the latest instalment of the franchise Gregory he has appeared in a number of posts in the subreddit and for those unaware he is a young boy about elementary school age. I honestly find it deplorable that anyone would defend the artwork that sexulizes a minor in any capacity and the main two reasons I have seen people defending the artwork are 1. he is a guy so it is fine if he sleeps with someone older which is an absurd notion that plays into the stereotype that guys can not be groomed/raped by a women 2. It is all fictional so it is fine which is also a disgusting take because if the protagonist was a girl the subreddit would of probably been nuked by reddit mods by now. Professionals have standards and until these issues are addressed I will be nutting to other fictional franchises that do not contain animatronics at the moment.
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