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I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person

    I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Bronya than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Bronya for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on r/HonkaiStarRail proposes that she has a girlfriend who is Seele, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Bronya is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another person! I want her to have feelings only for me! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Bronya art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

    The original was the Suisex copypasta

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DMC REFERENCE???

      ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DMC REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DMC IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 NERO IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT Dead Weight!Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! Dead Weight!🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight!🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight! Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 I am the storm that is approaching❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Provoking, black clouds in isolation!1!1!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/devilmaycry r/devilmightcry r/devilmaycryshitposts perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

      God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

        God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

        Down bad for Silver Wolf

          Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
          Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan

"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
          EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)

I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
          PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
          Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~

PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT

"UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

9 months later.

"So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

"Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"

"Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
          I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
          uunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BLARGGGGGGGGGGG UUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH UNNNHHHH OH
GODDDDDDDDDDDD NOT THE
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NNNNYYYYYYYYY 💦 💦 💦 💦
YYYYY!!!
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢
CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH
ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA
BWOOOOOOOOOOP
ughhhhhh... unnnnhhhh...
give me that sweet cu cu cu........................

CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
LICKCLICKLICKLICKCLIKCLCICIKCLCKLCLKCLICKCKCKCKKKKK UUGGNNHGHHHHH GOOOOODDD
FFFUUUUUUCCCCKCKKKKKK
th- tth-th---hh...
that...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💦 💦
HERE!!! uaggghh... take my..
...MMMMmmMYY PONOS
to your
y-y-y- your- your- 😭😭😭 😭😭😭 😭😭😭
YOUR vvvvvvvVAGOOOO
and
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CACAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET ME
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jj--jj-- J-J-J-J-JJ-J--
JJAAAAAAAMMMMMM
IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
NNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE
CCCCCUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NNGNGGUGUUUHHH
HNNGGHHAHAAHHH
uuuUUUuunnhhh.. ugh....
huhh... huhh... huhh... 💦 💦 💦 💦
          UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

          Let sensei show you what a mating press is…

            Original Twitter thread
            Okay, <person name>.... Let <your name>-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan

"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, <person name>!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT <person name> ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, <your name>-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.

            This is the worst map in the history

              This is the worst map in the history- the worst song, the worst map, the worst like- like- What the hell is this? Dude everytime I like- I randomly click on Cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map, it makes me wanna like blow my brains out in Fortnite, you know with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like, what is wrong with him? Makes me so brain damaged to play that. And I instantly just click off his stream. That's just like- you know go and check Reddit it'll be like "Oh my God He did this like- crazy score" and I would tune in to his stream he's playing a stupid ass annoying paedophile map.
              This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude like, this is just, like what the hell is this? Dude every time I like- I randomly click on

cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map it makes me like wanna blow my brains out in

fortnite, ya know, with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like what is wrong with him? It must be so brain damage to play that... and then I just instantly click off his stream, that's just like,

and then I'll go and check reddit and they'll be like "oh my god he did this like crazy score", and

then I'll tune into his stream and then he'll be playing this stupid ass annoying pee dough file map.