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Luke, did ever tell you about Aayla Secura?

    Based on the original Ahsoka Tano copypasta
    Luke, did I ever tell you about Aayla Secura? She was a fellow Jedi Knight in the Clone Wars, same as your father. She was an inspirational leader to her troops, and a brave warrior. She was strong in the force, and wise about the world.

She also wore a crop-top and tight pants, teasing the cocks of every Jedi Knight. Occasionally she’d use the Force to flash her big blue tits at us, and everyone got a giant boner. She’d laugh as we awkwardly tried to hide our huge meaty schlongs in our robes.

The 327th looked up to her, and they won many battles together. They were some of the most famous clone in the galaxy, winning battle after battle, overcoming impossible odds, all as their general fought side-by-side with them.

After every successful campaign, she’d lie face-down ass-up on the bridge as each clone loaded their thick, slimy dicks into her cyan pussy. You see, Luke, she needed an entire Star Corps just to make her cum once. That’s 50,000 to 100,000 cocks in her, Luke, and not once did she invite me. Every time she contacted me, she was in bed, cuddling with two dozen clones. They’d kiss her and nuzzle her, and she could tell that I was getting increasingly aroused and angry. That bitch enjoyed torturing me. And she was a good friend.

    Labor Day

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      Hey 🍆you labWHORE day 🍷🍷sluts!!! 2️⃣Day is the day to kick back 😎 and relax on some THICC 🍆🍆🍆. Daddy will be waiting 4 u on this 😩😧😰 H☢️T mondday to give you a quick 💨 pump⛽and dump 💩. So slut on down ⬇️ and spread 🍗💦🍗 those thighs and get your laboria pounded 🔨🔨⚒️. Send this to 3 of your high twerkin 🤑🤑 hoes or else Uncle Sam is going to pound 🙉🙀 the wrong labor hole 🧟
      It’s fucking 🇺🇸 Labor 🇺🇸 Day 🇺🇸 bitches, which means it’s 🕐time🕐 to 🚫STOP🚫 having protected 💦sex💦 so 🚺Women🚺 can go into labor 🤰🏼🤱🏼🤷🏼‍♀️💅🏻
      Hey there you hardworking whore-mongers, 👨🏻‍🌾👷🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️🥖💦🤤 you analytical anal-beaders 🌂🍆🍑✋🏻🥵🤚🏻you tenacious twat ticklers😏👉🏻👌🏻♾😜 it’s time to work hard 🥴 👋🏼 🍑😓 🥵 and foreplay harder 😉 ✊🏼 🍆💦 💦👁👄👁 because it’s Labor Day 📅 🏖 😎🥴✊🏼🥖💦🤪. So if you’re down to go from arduous👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 😩😩😩 to harduous 🤥🤥🥖💦💦😝and then wanna get some overtime 💰 💰 💯 with your partner 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️in crime👮🏻‍♂️+👮🏻 = 🛌🔞🌚 🤫then explore her rift 🏔💦🏔 👩🏼‍🦰🥵🥵in the graveyard 👨🏻 + 💀 = 🪦 🐕 💦 🐕 shift so she can do you a favor 💁🏻‍♂️&💆🏻‍♀️ 🛌 your labor 😪 by sucking 👅 🤤🤤 that lifesaver 🍭 🎉😩Due to Covids restrictions 😷 👉🏻👌🏻🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ workplace has been all about loneliness 😢 ✊🏼 🌶 💦 and less about boneliness 🍒🦴 💦 🥜 🥛 😏 this year. So make it up by exiting zoom 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =🏎 🦵🏼💎🦵🏼👶🏼 and sweeping her off her feet 😳 with your man broom 🧹💦💦🤤 before you give that clunge 👅💎a plunge 👨🏻 👩🏽 🛁🔞Be sure to clock out ⏰ with cock out 😏 🍌 🐒 so that you can take your freakin 🛌 🛌👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻during the long weekend 😎 and bleach that peach ⛽️ 💦 💦 🍑 before some sex on the beach 🖖🏻👁👅👁🖖🏻🦵🏼🐠🦵🏼🏝 This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁👅👁and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽‍♂️👷🏻‍♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️
      Hey you lab-WHORE day 🌞🍷sluts!!! It’s time ⏳ to clock ⏰ out with UR cock 🍆🐓 out. 2️⃣Day 💖 is 👌💦 a day of 💅REST so 😏 kick back ⬅ 😎 relax 🎧🛏 and let 🙆 that THICC DICK 🍆🍆🍆 raw 🥩 dog 🐕 you 👈 into 💦 vacation. Daddy 😩😭 will be 🤔🤔 waiting 💤⌚ to give 👐🏾 you a 😍👉 quick 💨 pump ⛽ and dump 💩 to 💦 cool off 💰😂 on the HOTTEST 🔥🔥 day 😵☀ of 💦💦 the year. 📅 So slut 😡🙈 on 😌🔛 down ⏬ ⬇️ and 🗣 spread 🍗💦🍗 those 🍑🍆 juicy thighs to get your 💃 LABORia pounded 🔨🔨⚒️ into submission 🧎🏻‍♀️. Send ➡📬 this 👆☝ to 7️⃣ of your high 🚬 twerkin’ 🤑🤑 hoes or else 🤷🤔 Uncle Sam 🇺🇸 is going to slide 🛝 in 👊 🙉🙀 the wrong labor hole ⛳

      For me, it’s the McChicken.

        McChicken copypasta
        For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

        Aayla secura death

          Aayla Secura copypasta
          Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where Aayla Secura gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

          Student Debt Forgiveness

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            yo 🪀 mr ♂️ white ⬜

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