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DO NOT DOWNLOAD TALKING ANGELA

    So please read. There is an app called Talking Angela. DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. There is a guy or guys behind it who stalk children. This one girl on twitter downloaded it and "Angela" asked where she lived but the girl lied and Angela replied "you lied" and then the girl's aunt's address came up on the screen. Then she tried to log off and Angela said " I know you're about to log off, watch out beautiful." The app also takes pictures of you with your front camera. This guy is like a genius. Please don't download it and warn people. It's so scary.

    If has a million fans

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      If X has a million fans, then I am one of them. If X has ten fans, then I am one of them. If X has only one fan then that is me. If X has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against X, then I am against the world.
      
If xQc has a million fans, then I am one of them. If xQc has ten fans, then I am one of them. If xQc has only one fan then that is me. If xQc has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against xQc, then I am against the world.

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      Faker

      If @faker has a million fans I am one of them. If Faker has ten fans I am one of them. If Faker has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Faker, I am against the World. I love Faker till my last breath.

      Doublelift

      If Doublelift has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has only one fan then that is me. If Doublelift has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doublelift, then I am against the world.

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      Fuslie

      if @fuslie has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋‍♀️. if fuslie has ten fans i am one of them. if fuslie have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if fuslie has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the fuslie, i am against the world

      Messi

      If messi has million number of fans i am one of them . if messi has ten fans i am one of them. if messi have only one fan and that is me . if messi has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the messi, i am against the world. i love #messi till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of messi . Hit Like If you Think messi Best player & Smart In the world

      Topson

      If Topson has million number of fans I am one of them. If Topson has ten fans I am one of them. If Topson has only one fan and that is me. If Topson has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against the Topson, I am against the world.

      Pokimane

      If Pokimane has 5 million fans i am one of them. 👉👈 If Pokimane has ten fans i am one of them. 🙇‍♂️🎶 If Pokimane has only one fan, then that is me. 🙏🙏 If Pokimane has no fans that means that i am no more on earth. 🌍 If the world is against pokimane, then I am against the world. ✍️

      xQc

      If xQc has a million fans I am one of them. If xQc has ten fans I am one of them. If xQc has only one fan, then that is me. If xQc has no fans, that means I am no more on the Earth. If the world is against xQc, I am against the world.

      Happy Birthday

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        HAPPY 🎊🎁FUCKING 🎂BIRTHDAY🍫 🎉 YOU SLUT! 😛MAY ALL 🙌🏼YOUR 💫WISHES✨ ⭐️🌟COME TRUE ON THIS ☀👌🏼👌🏼️BEAUTIFUL 😍DAY. I WANT TO 👏🏼👏🏼THANK 👍🏼YOUR PARENTS 👫4️⃣GETTING ⬇️ AND 👪DIRTY 2️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AND 9️⃣ MONTHS 💬AGO👶🏽AND DOING👉🏼👌🏼 SUCH A 👌🏼WONDERFUL 👍🏼JOB, 👼🏽🚼YOU ARE THE ✔️✔️✔️BEST REARRANGEMENT 🔄🔁OF CHROMOSOMES❎ I HAVE SEEN 🕵🏼🕵🏼‼️‼️GO GET YOURSELF 👇🏼👊🏼SOME 😺 🐈OR MAYBE SOME 🍆. DO WHATEVER 👄💁🏽YOUR ❤️ NEEDS 💦TO BE HAPPY! 😄TURN 🆙 AND SHOVE YOUR FACE 👦🏽IN SOME 🍰🍦🆗❓ LOVE 💓YOU 💕BITCH! 🐩🐕MAY 🌼🌷🌹YOUR HAPPINESS😁😄 NEVER 🔚❕❗️❕❗️
        🎊🎉HAPPY🎂🎂BIRTHDAY😍🎊 you sexy😏😘SLUT😍👅it's time⏰⏰to celebrate💦🍾✨your SQUIRT-DAY😳🥵💦with some CAKE🍑🍑😜 be sure to BLOW🥳🍆out all the candles🎂🎂so your WISHES and 😍 WET DREAMS💦💦can all CUM✨😳true‼️On this day a beautiful🥰 baby 👶 was born 🐣 who loved to SUCK🍼🍼on some BIG😲😻MILKY🥛🥛 TITTIES🍒👩‍👧✨so let's party👯‍♀️🎊🥂with a birthday🥳🎉BLOW-OUT😘👅🎉BASH✨😍with friends 👯‍♀️🥰👯and FUN🎊🎈🍾and lots of CUMfetti🎉🎉🎊be sure to wear your SLUTTY😳🤩birthday suit 😘💋
        HEY ALL YOU BIRTHDAY BITCHEZZZ!!! IT’S TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE HOLIDAY👏🏼🙌🏼🥳 BRIAN’S BDAY😈👀👅👅👅 WEAR YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS BECAUSE THIS PARTY IS GETTING SWEATY👄😛😛💦💦 THIS YEAR BRIAN’S ASS IS THE PIÑATA 🪅 SO TAKE YOUR BEST WHACK👊🏻👋🏻👋🏻😩😩😩 HOES WE PLAYING PIN THE DILDO IN BRI’S BOOLHOLE🍑🍆💦💦💦 SO PRACTICE YOUR AIM😉😉😉 SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR BDAY SLUTS😫😫😫💩 IF YOU GET 5 BACK STAND IN THE CORNER U BIRTHDAY CLOWN🤡❌🤡❌🤡 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE BIRTHDAY BITCH👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🥳😛😛💦 IF U GET 20 BACK U DA KWEEN OF THE BEAN👸🏾💅🏼💅🏼👑😈 AND ALL YOUR GLORYHOLE GANGBANG DREAMZ WILL CUM TRUE🍆💦💦😈😈😩😩😩👅👅👅👅 CHEERS🥂 TO 2️⃣5️⃣ YEARS OF BEING A BAD ASS, ONE OF A KIND BITCH👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🎊🎊🎊
        HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT!!! 🙋🏼💁🏼🎁 We gonna FUCK like its ur FUCKday! 🎉 I want to thank your PARENTS 👫👬👭 for giving birth to this WILD DIRTY SLUT!! Let’s make it RAIN 🚿🌧 on that GOLDEN 🌝 birthday PUSSY!! 🍒😂 Get ready for some DICK 😳🍆, SLUT DANCING 👯💃🏽, MONEY 👛💸 and DRINKING 🍸🍷🍾. Don’t forget a shot of CUMMIES with that DICKuor!!! 🍆💦👸🏽 Send this to 5️⃣ other HOES and ur a FESTIVE BIRTHDAY WHORE 💁🏽👯. Send this to 🔟 SLUTS and ur a FILTHY BIRTHDAY MINX who will gets BAGS 💰💯 filled with CUMMIES!!! 💦💦😻

        The Girl you just called fat?

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          The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you called stupid, he has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Put this as your status if you're against bullying.

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          The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.
          That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. Put This As Your Status If You're Against PokeBullying. Help Save A Pokemon A Visit To The Pokecenter.
          The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you're against bullying in Middle-Earth

          Had sex with a ghost

            So my friend who is on a nofap journey for around 300 days, told me that he had a lucid dream yesterday where he was fucking a hot girl, the thing is, whilst he was fucking her, it felt so good and that the moment he was about to ejaculate, he stopped, saying that it was an act of supreme self-control.
But here's the catch, immediately after stopping, he got pinned by a ghost, the ghost started thrusting his ass with his big girthy cock, the ghost was pinning him so hard he couldn't even move or turn back to see how the ghost looks like.

He told me that all of that was an act of the matrix, and that all of these devils and ghosts are fucking him as an act of taking revenge on him, trying to make him fail his PMO free journey..

This is not even the first time, he had other similar experiences, one in real life where he met a very sexy, charming ghost in form of human, but when he tried to fuck her, he instead got pinned by another ghost who started fucking his butthole.

            The entire premise of Toy Story was actually sex toys

              "woody" gets jealous when Andy stops playing with him for a new toy called "Buzz", Eventually, Woody learns to accept Buzz and finds Andy has more fun when both woody and Buzz are played with at the same time. It's literally about a dude's misses buying a fuckstick and him getting jealous.