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R/place Eggman Rant

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    I've come to make an announcement: XQC is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fuckin art. That's right, he took his ugly ass lean pixel out and he pissed on my fucking art, and he said his lean was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: XQC, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dick looks like. That's right, baby. All tiles, no lean, no void — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my art, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck your lean. That's right this is what you get: MY SUPER LAZER CUM!! Except I'm not gonna cum on Your lean, I'm gonna go higher; I'M CUMMING ON THE r/PLACE! How do you like that, u/Chtorrr?! I CUMMED ON THE r/place, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the cum D R O P L E T S fills the fuckin place, now get outta my fucking sight, before I cum on you too

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      PLEASE! JUST ONE PICTURE OF YOUR BOOBS!

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        GIRL! i know this sound weird but, please. i beg of you, GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS! MY COCK HAVE BEEN STARVING FOR YOUR HOT-BIG BOOTIES! my penis cant handle it longer.... I NEED YOUR BOOBS PICTURE!!!! your nipples.... your breast... it ERECTS MY COCK! IT MAKE MY PENIS LONGER THAN THE EFFIEL TOWER! i could CUM LIKE RAIN IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS! i want these bouncy boobs pics to jerk off to... i need it... I NEED IT! I NEED IT!!! I NEED YOUR BOOBS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

        I masterbated for six hours yesterday

          I masterbated for six hours yesterday. I am a complete embarrassment of a human being. I am a disgusting pervert who masturbates to girls that I know IRL. I will not be able to stop this addiction unless I have my penis removed.

          I really want a submissive girlfriend

            I really want a girlfriend, yes that's normal and cheesy I know, but I want a specific type of one. I really want a girlfriend that would lie on top of me and sleep naked and look at me with a shy look on her face. And when sexy time comes. I want insert an unlubed anal plug inside her and I want her to beg me to be gentle, not to be rough, so on so fourth. And after that I want to fuck her roughly and make her scream and squirm saying that I'm too rough, or it hurts, etc. Then what happens next is that I want to her to meow like a cat so when she does that, I would say "Who's a dirty kitten?" and if she doesn't say anything, I would choke her neck with a collar and repeat the same question until se says "I am". I really want a submissive girlfriend aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I also want her to look at me with puppy eyes if she wants something or to ask something. I want her to wear a cat tail anal plug and cat ears and make her walk around the house wearing those on all fours during Friday's and Saturday's. When she asks me something, I want her to say questions like "Will you fuck me today master meow?" or "I've been a good girl today meow, will you please rub my tits" and stuff like that. I really want a submissive girlfriend that would do all these things as these really turns me on and I would really like a girlfriend that acts like a kitten aaaaaaaaaaaa.

            This is vladimir Putin, President of Russia

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              This is vladimir Putin, President of Russia

Some people kidnapped me and put my duplicate in Russia. I didn't start the war, he did. I escaped and now hiding in your country. Can you send me 3000rs so I can go back to Russia and stop this war. This is real me.