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When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

    Morbius morbin morbality morbed 
    When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

    GAY IS BAD!!! I HATE GAY MONTH!!!!!!!

      IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

      Whenimechainthesuma

        Wenomechainsama copypasta
        Wenomechainsama Tumajarbisaun Wifenlooof Eselifterbraun
        Wenomechainsama
Tumajarbisaun
Wifenlooof
Eselifterbraun
        I met you in the summer
When you left it was cold
Said we loved one another
Guess that we were wrong

        Putin had a private screening of Morbius

          #morbiussweep
          Every Morbius copypasta
          Vladimir Putin had a private screening of Morbius at the Kremlin. Rumor has it when he walked out, he burst into tears, called up his top generals, and ordered a full withdrawal of Russian troops from Ukraine. He then flew to Kyiv and personally signed a peace treaty with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, pledging the Russian ruble equivalent of $500 billion to the Ukrainian people to help repair damages caused by the war. When asked why he had this sudden change of heart, Putin responded “I have encountered the Morb, and he has Morbed in my heart. I now believe we must all allow ourselves to be Morbed for the sake of world peace.”

          TIFU by committing genocide

            Average Reddit TIFU copypasta
            I was visiting my super hot cousin in Myanmar, she came on to me really hard because she had forgotten that we were related because she was in lust. Somehow I ended sleeping with her and my hot aunt joined in too.

Then I heard my uncle coming up the stairs so I jumped out of the window. I ran into a Buddhist monks armed with machettes and he asked me why I was naked so I told him that I was robbed by a couple of Rohingya. He asked me where the Muslim bastards were and I pointed to my cousins house.

The Buddhists ran in to the house an massacred my relatives and burned down the entire village. The total death toll was somewhere around 3000.

TL DR: I narrowly escaped getting caught having sex with my cousin.

            Morbius is love. Morbius is life.

              Most sane Morbius enjoyer
              Original pasta was ‘Shrek is love. Shrek is life‘
              I was only nine years old. I loved Morbius so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Morbius every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Morbius is love", I would say, “Morbius is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Morbius. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Morbius. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, “It’s morbin time". He grabs me with his powerful morby hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Morbius. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Morbius. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Morbius. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Morbius looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Get morbed". Morbius leaves through my window. Morbius is love. Morbius is life.