So the line I came up with is "I don't mean to be rude and I certainly don't want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thanks follow up with "I don't mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"
So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?
You have a hidden talent! Keep it hidden๐ฅ๐ฅ
Started from the bottom and we still here ๐ฅ๐ฅ
This shit hit different on mute ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I suffer from depression my whole life and it made it worse ๐๐ฏ
This is fire๐ฅ๐ฅ, Extinguish it ๐ฏ
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.๐ฅ๐ท
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia ๐ฅ๐ค
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding ๐ฅ๐๐
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ค
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony ๐ฅ๐ถ๐
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music ๐ฏ๐
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ต
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. ๐ฅ๐ง
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes ๐๐ฅ
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings ๐ฅ๐ต
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.๐ฅ๐ท
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia ๐ฅ๐ค
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding ๐ฅ๐๐
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ค
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony ๐ฅ๐ถ๐
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music ๐ฏ๐
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ต
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. ๐ฅ๐ง
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes ๐๐ฅ
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings ๐ฅ๐ต
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me ๐ฅ๐๐ถ
This is so embarrassing but I literally have a fucking kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type shit like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a fucking battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and shit. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some shit and I had to leave the room to fucking masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.
To all you bitch ass niggas calling me sleepy joe, Iโm wide awake nigga and if you keep talking, Iโm going to pull out the magic wand and make you sleep forever. My glock got the extendo clip so long, you niggas would think it took a Viagra laced with forbidden spells. I got the eraser cause all you niggas some mistakes. We smoking that evil shadow realm, haunted kush so diabolical that will make your dentures get cavities. Nigga, we got that shit that will turn you into a supervillain. All my ops getting turned into that potion, that dark elixir, that codeine; when I put them in my cauldron. Niggas wonโt see it coming when I cast fireball and set their cloak aflame.