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Spanish CBT

    Spanish Cock and Ball Torture
    Original EN version of CBT
    La tortura del pene y las bolas (CBT, por sus siglas en inglés) es una actividad sexual que involucra la aplicación de dolor o constricción en los genitales masculinos. Esto puede implicar actividades directamente dolorosas, como juegos con cera, azotes genitales, apretones, golpes de bolas, flagelaciones genitales, juegos uretrales, tortura con cosquillas, electroestimulación erótica o incluso patadas.[1] El destinatario de tales actividades puede recibir placer físico directo a través del masoquismo, o placer emocional a través de la humillación erótica, o el conocimiento de que el juego agrada a un dominante sádico. Muchas de estas prácticas conllevan importantes riesgos para la salud.

    Senator Armstrong speech

      Senator Armstrong I have a dream speech copy paste
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      I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!

What the hell are you talking about?

You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
      I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

      🤓please stop with DALL-E mini

        DALL-E mini copypasta
        You want me to stop?

We have the first shitposting engine in known history and you want me stop?

What you are witnessing right now is a miracle. Billions of picture+text pairs scrapped just so anybody can render Osama bin laden as a funko pop with 99% accuracy.

You want me to stop? When our technology is so cutting edge, is so advanced I will be able to upload your avatar and turn you into sojyak while I am a chad in months?

Random internet stranger, do you understand? For the first time in history of Universe, we are able to generate shitposts flawlessly.

You want me to stop? So, what are you going to do next? Open Paint and generate from your mind with size of a peanut, stranger? While I just type chad staring at you into prompter? Internet stranger destroyed by facts and logic by Chad, 4K quality, press photo?

We are witnessing history and we are going to abuse the living fuck of it.

Now go back in line to shrine and pray to our new AI overlords.

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        AITA for fucking your mom?

          Your mom joke copypasta
          I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?

          It Was Me, Barry!

            The famous "It was me Barry" Flash meme
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            Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed to make it seem like you nutted to just a women’s touch.