cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love.
Sex. I’m in my 20s and I haven’t had real life sex yet for many reasons. So I thought why don’t I try it in a lucid dream… With my anime husband 👉🏼👈🏼. Real men suck and my only love is frickin Levi Ackerman 🤦🏻♀️✨. So more or less I guess I can truly say I lost my virginity on wedding night ……to Levi Ackerman 🤦🏻♀️. Since this is all in my lucid realm I thought of pretty nasty was to do the “nasty.” And I think since this is still literally a dream there is a significance behind this. I like him just fucking me whenever he wants wherever he wants without me properly giving him permission. I enjoy giving into submission ( wow I did not mean for this to rhyme lol). And since I said we have sex wherever, that includes outdoors in public where we can get caught. And I get a big rush from getting caught. And when the sex is in a public place, I like to have all my clothes ripped off me completely naked while Levi is still fully clothed . I enjoy getting caught by others and I play along acting like “ oh my god! No what are you doing here!?” And Levi doesn’t care that his cadets and comrades see us and continues to fuck me so hard. And the “worse” it gets the more I enjoy it. Like I allowed phones in my weird AOT lucid dreaming realm. They circle around us . And start recording, and someone gets a nice close video of Levi’s dick pounding my pussy, as I go “ you guys are jerks!”(remember, I’m playing along, I love this.) And then there’s cheering “ fuck her harder!” And Levi goes “ SHE’LL BE PREGNANT BY THE END OF THIS!” Then he cums and someone has to ask “ so… are you guys having a boy or a girl?” If it’s not me getting caught getting pregnant in public, it’s getting gangbanged or publicly humiliated gangbanged by criminals until my husband rescues me. Yes, there is gagging and tying up in the forced gangbang scenarios. Idk why. In real life I only wanna have sex with one person ever. But if I get raped in a lucid dream it makes me feel wanted??? And I don’t feel guilty about 100 dicks in my that aren’t my husband because it was rape and not my fault and he rescues me in the end.
In real life I obviously don’t want a gangbang or hookups. I never wish rape or sexual assault on anyone. But in Lucid dreams in fuckin sexy fun because I created it.
Im convinced I’m secretly nasty in my dreams because I put on the face of an innocent good girl in real life.
STOP SAYING TOUHOU IS ANIME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME JAPANESE GOBLIN, ON DISCORD MEMORIES OF PHANTASM! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just asking "what anime are these". I-I showed my Marisa Figurine to my girlfriend and t-the big eyes I looked at it and I said "hey babe, when the Touhou is anime HAHA Shiranai wa sonna mahou Omoi wa tsutaetara kowarechau Anata to wa chigau kara Hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanaide" I fucking looked at a apple and said "THAT'S A BAD APPLE" I looked at Remelia I think of two zero zero eight three four and I go "HEY MISTER, WANNA HAVE S-" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
I was going to watch this movie until I heard critic reviews and changed my mind. But now I’ve been seeing a meme circulating online by people who’ve seen the movie, apparently the best scene in the movie is when Morbius says “It’s Morbing time” and then proceeds to morb everyone in the room.
Does this really happen? Because if this is actually in the movie, I will buy tickets immediately.
So I just got home today and my new laptop charger had arrived! I couldn't find my laptop though. I went downstairs to watch TV untill my parents came home on the Wii U Netflix... but the Wii U isn't there! I called my mom but she didn't answer. About a few weeks ago I watched porn on the Gamepad, but then I left the page, went to settings, cleared cookies, and then cleared Save Data.
Im freaking out that my parents found out I watched porn! Can my parents find out I watched porn on the Wii U?? (Im on my dads laptop, and my parents are coming home in 30 min!)
So, yesterday, I tried the Ceiling Fan Jelqing method from r/jelqing. It DOES NOT WORK!!!, and it is very dangerous! I lubed up my 2.34 incher cock and I tied a coarse rope to my cock and used a ladder to get to my ceiling fan. That is when it began, my 7 year old daughter came running in and accidentally hit the buttons for the ceiling can, the ceiling fan turned on and started spinning my cock around, I screamed at my daughter to turn off the ceiling fan but she was too terrified at the sight of my cock tied to the ceiling fan and started crying and covering her eyes. I first ran along with the ceiling fan in a circle but I was quickly outpaced... The ceiling fan started dragging me across the floor, my butt naked ass was sliding on the floor as I screamed in agony as the ceiling fan pulled my cock. this went on for a whole 1 minute until I realised the tip of my penis was becoming purple(at this point my 7yr old daughter was still screaming at the sight of my jelqing.) The shaft of my cock started hurting more and more until I realised I wasn't being dragged around on the ground butt naked by the ceiling fan anymore. I looked up to see half of my 2.34 inch cock swinging around tied to the ceiling fan by a short piece of rope.
In conclusion, I have now lost custody of my 7 year old daughter and am fighting a case against me for pedophelic sexual assault. have paid a total of $400,000 in fees to reconnect my penis back together. I have done 9 gruesome surgeries just to get 1/3 of my cock back.
