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National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

    If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

USA: 18002738255 US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME

United Kingdom: 116 123

Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860)

Others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

    *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets*

      Awooga jaws drop to floor eyes pop out of socket humina humina
      The original “Awooga humina humina bazoing”
      *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

      Are you an Anime Girl pickup line

        r/teenagers share a pickup line
        Are you an Anime Girl? You have the perfect hips,the huge big and perfect breasts,the smile makes me smile,Your body is perfectly coordinated,Not only are you sweet and kind,your perfectly balanced in your body,your a sweet girl,To perfect for me,so you must be a Anime Girl from my dreams.
        Boy, are you a hentai category? Because youre an ugly bastard

        Cursed text

          Cursed text or Demonic text are actually called Zalgo text
          Make you own cursed text
          Ȉ̵̧̢̨̨̨̥̻̺̯̰̜̭͍̯͉̺̣̲̝̼͓̮̙̱̜͕͂́̾͌͋̎̑̓̂̾͋̐̎͗̀͝͝͝͠ͅ ̷̡̣͖͖̠̫͌̈̆̑̌̒̽̂́̊̅̀̏͐̂̇́̇̇̃̄̉͂̿̈̄̓̂̓̊̇͐͆͘͘̕̚̚͝C̵̛̛̛̺͚̯̪͙̝̣̞̹͔̰̩͂̃̄̄̑͗̒͛̋̎͆͊͑̂̽̓̄́̓̽̕̕͜͠͝ͅỨ̵̪̬͍͔̞̣̗̼̱̭̤̬̺̱̉̍͐̀́́̉́̃͒̽̿̾̏͌̍̎͐̓̅̂̔̓͌̓̀̋̑͛̇̓̉̈́̓̃̚̚̚̚̚̕͝͠͝R̴͔͙̗̝̖̭̱̲̓́̎͛͛̿̈͗̒̓̀͐͂̒̓́̍͑̒̈́͌̈̋̐̅͜Š̵̨̢̧̡̛̖̦͓̣͕̼̞̩̠̼͔̜͈͔͔͔͚̥̮͖͖͕͎̝̘̟̰̯͍̻̱͎̩͇̗̗̏̅͗̌̆̊̏͊͆̄̐́͋́̏̈́͐́͜͝ͅͅÈ̴̡̡̧̧̛̛̛̥̯̗̳̦̰̻̝̜͎̰̗͓̻͔͎͖̠̬̮̖̙͈̻̫̣̰̤̭̻̹͕͎͕̥̫͍̥̬̽͑͊̑͋͋̏̅̐͑̾̉̒́͒̋̈̈́̀̀̐̃̌̋̅̿̏͆̈́̊̔̓̒̄̄̈̿̏͒̀̚̚͘͘̚̕̚̕͘͜ ̵̡̢̛̛̞͇̱̬͖̳̬̥̬̭̰͓̝̮̰̝͖͎͍̲̘̝͚͎͓̟̗̪͖̮̦̯̫̻͖͖̗̻̄̐̂̔̔̅͜Y̶̢̨̨̨̡̟̝̺͈̞̺̱̥̳̝͓͉͇̊͋̌̽̔̑̔̃̄͋̎̀̐́͐͆̓̏̀̋̈́͛͊̑͛̂͆̌̈́͋̂̈͌̊̔͒̅́̒̀͒͐̋̂̚̚̕͝͝͝ͅO̸̧̢̢̧̢̧̨̥̺̱̣̤͇̥̯̦̹̮̻͉̟̙̟̫̭͇͍͙̞̰͕͓͎͔̲͚͚̣̼̙̳̝͙͔̣̟̹̫̻̖̱͇̙͙̥̪͊̓̒̿̐̀͗̈́̓̐̈́̒̃͛̎̒͑̅̈̍͊͛͐̚̕͝Ǔ̷̡̨̧̢̨̡̧̡̡̟͙̳̺̼̳͕̰̬͔͎͓̪̯͚̝̬̱̱̘͚̫̮͓̻̜̭̰̹̲͇̩̹̤̩̥̼̫̩̤̦͖̺̔̊̏̉̅̈̍̎̃̿̿̈́̔͗͆̈̀̈̊̀̈̐̍̾̓̇̓́̾̈́̓̽̂̋͑̕̕͘͜͜͝͝ ̶̨̡̧̗̭͈̙͉̲̠̟̩̦̻̘͈̞̯͓͚̙͚̼̭̳͉̬̲͕̺͎̩̦̦̠͇͍̋͋̊̈́̿̂̂̂̊̈́̀̿͆̾̽̐͋͛̈́́̐͒̈́̈́̂̏̊͘̚͜͝I̷̢͙̥͍̮͓̭͖͔̠̙̮͉̪͚̺͈̺̘̒͆̆̎̽͛̿̾̈́̊̾̂͌̐͘͘̕͜ 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̶̧̧̛̛̛̪͉͈͕͓̬̺̝̥̆̓̓̃͑̀̈́̃̈́̓̑̀̔̒̔̌͆̈́͆̾̍̀͌̆͌͂̏̋́̾̓̀͗͂̂̍̏͆̀͘̚̕̚͘͝͝͝D̴̡͈̼̠͖͉̱͈̭̾̍̀̔͑̑̽̃͋̓̈́͗̒͂̐̾͗̋̌̉̄̿̍̈́̏̽̂̽̀̅̓͐̒͗̀͆͘̕̕͜͝͝Ę̷̜̹͉̼̄̒͆̈́̎̈̌̍͆͆̌͝Á̸̧̛̛͙̪͖͉͓̩̙̭̈́̔̃̓́̓͛̎̊̏̐̐̾́̃̈͘̕͠͝T̶̡̛̛̛͈̗̘̼̗̺͉͈͚̖̖͇̥͇̦̀͒̂̃̀́̓̅̾͗̈́̄̋͆́̇̇̽̍͂̒̉́̽̍̏̈́̉̂̉̓̉͛͗̈́͛͘̕͘͜͠͝H̶̻͖̼̝̙̹͚̱̅͂͗̆̆̈́̈́̉͒͗̽̍̽̐̐́͛̏̃̉̀̄̓̈́̽̀̂̈̎̒̌̇͘̚͘͝͠͝͝

          I fucking hate Stuart Little

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            I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

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