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GUYS HELP A WOMAN IS THREATENING ME WITH MY NUDES

    allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?

edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!

    My (27F) husband (40M) watches among us porn. What should I do?

      Among Us porn copypasta
      Hi all, this is my first post so excuse any mistakes. My husband and I have been married for about 5 years now, and it's been a very fulfilling relationship. However, recently I have discovered a problem. My husband has a friend who l'Il call Clive. I saw my husband Ming him about "sussy cheeks" and looked into it. It turns out my husband is an avid fan of the game "among us" and as ridiculous as it sounds he has a terabyte of saved pornography from the game that he shares with Clive. I feel so insecure and am worried about how this will affect our sex life; will he force me to dress like a crewmate?? Advice appreciated.

      ITS BREXIT BITCHES!!⚠️

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        You will never be a real builders club member.

          Roblox builders club members copypasta
          You will never be a real builders club member. You have no hard-hat, you have no robux, you have no trades. You are a n00b twisted by ads and scams into a crude mockery of builderman's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back robloxians mock you. The administrators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at you in bc only places. Members are utterly repulsed by you. ten years of builders club has allowed members to sniff out NBC with incredible efficiency. Even NBC who “pass” look poor and unnatural to a member. Your inventory is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to come to your place, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he is unable to trade with you. You will never have more than one place. You build a game every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you know you can't have it be active. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy minecraft, unlist your places, sign out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your friends will find you outside of Roblox, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a NBC. They’ll pg you, leading an alternate life marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pg'd user is there. Your reputation will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an account that is unmistakably pg'd. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

          I hate it when people take their stupid children in public

            People who hate child be like
            Like we get it dude, YOU HAVE SEX. Stop fucking carrying around your overgrown sperm and flaunting it to the world. People who do this are the epitome of narcissism and egocentrism. Constantly wanting to show society the fruits of their coital labor. It's especially annoying when the child cries. Basically the parents are just carrying around an alarm that says HEY LOOK AT US!!!! WE HAD SEX! I JAMMED MY ROCK HARD DICK INTO HER MOIST TENDER PUSSY AND HERE'S PROOF!. seriously? Since when is being sexually active a status symbol? If anything, it's gross to involve people in your own personal affairs. I can't even look at someone with their small child without imagining their overweight 40 year old ass getting aggressively pounded, ew. Seriously, people who do this need to burn in hell. Stop forcing society to deal with your stupid ass semen demon, no one gives a shit if you have sex.

            Steam Game Review checklist template

              ---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 3
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☐ ☑

              Open Satire Version

              ---{ Condition }---

☑ AIDS

☐ Cancer

☑ Micropenis

☑ Baldness

☐ Fever

☐ Congutivities

☑ Furry

---{ Likes? }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens (Under 18)

☐ Adults

---{ Sex }---

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☑ None

---{ Time to c(u)m }---

☑ Time is irrelevant

☐ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Parental Love }---

☑ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average

☐ Too much

---{ Inteligense }---

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☑ I do reviews with template

---{ Game }---

Yeah, it's good. You should play it.